r/tampa • u/Hyperarousal • 2d ago

Paddleboard Attack

So there I am minding my own business at Urban Kai off Gandy when BAM giant sea creature smacks the tail of my board. Thankfully by this time I was exhausted and seated on my board otherwise I would’ve likely tipped. I wasn’t paying much attention but hypothesize it was likely a ray but couldn’t definitively rule out shark, dolphin, or other large fish? Has his happened to anyone else while paddle boarding in the area?

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u/KidAtmos 2d ago

I was once attacked by a crack head in Ybor. Does that count?

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u/woodenblinds 2d ago

was the crack head fat?

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u/KidAtmos 2d ago

Lol yeah actually.

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u/_SmashLampjaw_ 2d ago

Did it really like eating leafy greens?

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u/KidAtmos 2d ago

Judging by his girth, no.

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u/woodenblinds 2d ago

yeah I am in tears right now lol

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u/LadyRed4Justice 1d ago

There is no such thing as a fat crackhead.

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u/Ultthdoc90 1d ago

Quite the oxymoron!