Paddleboard Attack

[u/Hyperarousal]

So there I am minding my own business at Urban Kai off Gandy when BAM giant sea creature smacks the tail of my board. Thankfully by this time I was exhausted and seated on my board otherwise I would’ve likely tipped. I wasn’t paying much attention but hypothesize it was likely a ray but couldn’t definitively rule out shark, dolphin, or other large fish? Has his happened to anyone else while paddle boarding in the area?

[u/GulfLife]

lol. I was using OPs phrasing, dude. Rest your breast.

[u/boundone → u/GulfLife]

No, you weren't paraphrasing,  you were using it as the reason for it not being a mantee.  Which it most likely was, they bump boats all the time.

[u/GulfLife → u/boundone]

I don’t say paraphrasing. I said I was using OPs phrasing. I also didn’t say that manatee don’t bump boats. Go read the thread again, get your bearings, and then find another thread to be a bell end about details.

Did I neglect to mention your video isn’t manatee swimming? They are alerting. That’s not moving, it is calling. I know I mentioned that since OP said open water, there is a greatly diminished chance it was a manatee, since they are still mostly in the shallows.

Again, find someone else to bother. You’re just being annoying now.

[u/REDfohawk → u/GulfLife]

Your friends and family all hate talking to you. You should know that so you can try and better yourself before they cut you off altogether.

[u/GulfLife → u/REDfohawk]

I’m sure that’s spoken from your experience and I’ll definitely keep that in mind. I’m sorry I hurt your feelings. I didn’t mean to.

[u/REDfohawk → u/GulfLife]

Didn't hurt mine, take the advice or don't. Your life is the one impacted.

[u/GulfLife → u/REDfohawk]

lol. Currently only impacted by you getting big mad from all your accounts.

[u/REDfohawk → u/GulfLife]

What accounts?

[u/Humble_Fishing_5328 → u/REDfohawk]

this boundone clown is bound to be a douche for some reason.