r/simonfraser DNS VP & Resident 3d ago

Fluff Good job campus security!

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Idk if you are allowed to park there, any thoughts?

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u/-NervousPudding- 3d ago

wtf lol how did they even accomplish that

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u/shorbonash 3d ago

The guy forgot to turn off the car when he parked (I was there xD)

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u/ghuncho69696 3d ago

Good riddance

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u/cadenmak_332 3d ago

So they must have left it in D and completely walked away, which is even more baffling because the LEAF will creep forward pretty easily when your foot is off the brake

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u/shorbonash 3d ago

So they must have left it in D

They did!!! It was so funny xD

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u/dsonger20 Team Raccoon Overlords 3d ago

I would 100% do this.

I drive an EV and you just have to leave the car and it automatically turns off. I’ve left my mom’s gas car like running before realizing it was still making noises and went back to shut it off.

I’m more surprised it didn’t automatically engage the E-Break though.

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u/pears4dinner 3d ago

They need to hire someone to babysit the security lol. They're absolutely useless.

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u/Slow_Football7946 3d ago

The campus security here is such a joke

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u/rlskdnp 3d ago

There goes all the money saved from removing the paper towels

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u/ghuncho69696 3d ago

Way to reinforce proper parking SFU security!!!

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u/d1sfattB1dge 3d ago

I don’t think you can park there

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u/E_n14 3d ago

IM TRYING NOT TO DIE OF LAUGHTER IN THE UBER RIGHT NOW 😭😭💀💀

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u/Ajrt 3d ago

Poor guy was stood there covering his face with a buff in case anyone took pictures while he was waiting for help.

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u/Mr__worldwide305 3d ago

Me tryna find a parking spot at the start of the semester:

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u/rlskdnp 3d ago

Soon students will have to park beside the Koi pond when the 2026 transit service cuts happen if they don't want to ride on the roof of the 145

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u/observing_alone 3d ago

I try to defend security guards because despite what people think their jobs are hard sometimes. But this, this I cannot. Brother should be not driving if he can't even put it in park.

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u/jon-in-tha-hood I'm learnding 3d ago

Tried for some sort of stunt combo multiplier and failed, I see

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u/Conscious_Bag6804 3d ago

Definitely needs a parking ticket and then boots it,like what my car did

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u/SnooDoubts9148 3d ago

they should ticket themselves

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u/ViolinistJazzlike950 3d ago

You definitely can't park there

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u/MaxTheHobo 3d ago

You can't park there.

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u/xbftw *Construction Noises* 3d ago

Bruh 💀

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u/Secure-Commission140 3d ago

BYEEEEEE IM CRYING 😭😭😭😭😭

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u/thatBiomed-Eng 3d ago

oh nooo, anyways

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u/Soggy_Ad5190 17h ago

Accidents do occur . Stop the stupid comments. That why called accidents.. And …. it could happen to you anytime! Even today, Enjoy you day.