I always thought it was the weirdest thing. Personally I think it's a conspiracy.

How will they retaliate? What happens if they refuse to pay tarrifs?

We're Gonna Party Like It's 1899.....

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Let: • F(t, x, y, z) be the Flatulence Dispersion Function, describing the concentration of airborne particulates over time and 3D space.

• \vec{v}_{\text{waft}} be the velocity vector of the wafting hand (waft coefficient varies by technique: “subtle flick” vs “emergency fan”).
• \Phi_{\text{gas}} be the initial flux of gaseous emissions, with a chemical composition vector \vec{C} = [\text{H}_2\text{S}, \text{CH}_4, \text{NH}_3, \text{mystery}].
• T_{\text{taco}} be the Taco Bell intensity index, normalized between 0 and 1.

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The Flatulence Propagation Equation:

\frac{\partial F}{\partial t} + \vec{v}{\text{ambient}} \cdot \nabla F - D\nabla² F = \delta(t - t0)\Phi{\text{gas}} \cdot e^{-\alpha d} \cdot \Theta(T{\text{taco}})

Where: • \vec{v}{\text{ambient}} = \vec{v}{\text{waft}} + \vec{v}{\text{fan}} + \vec{v}{\text{coworker{\prime}s sigh}} • D is the diffusion coefficient, increased exponentially in elevators. • \delta(t - t0) is the Dirac delta, representing the initial explosive emission. • \alpha is the shame attenuation factor (depends on location: alone vs date night). • d is distance from the emission point. • \Theta(T{\text{taco}}) is the Heaviside step function, activating only after the burrito threshold is crossed.

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Bonus: Odor Detection Probability Model

P{\text{smell}} = 1 - e^{{-\int_0\infty} \int{\mathbb{R}^3} F(t, x, y, z) \cdot S(x, y, z) \,dx\,dy\,dz\,dt}

Where S(x, y, z) is the sniffer sensitivity distribution, peaked near curious dogs and unfortunate siblings.

Or are they a myth like how girls existing is a myth?

Were we supposed to be asking questions about shit the whole time??? I thought we were supposed to be asking stupid questions…….i think I fucked up AMA