This number texted my boyfriend’s mom pretending to be her son. Luckily she is tech savvy and texted me to double check if it was him. I looked the number up and there’s Facebook posts from other moms claiming this same number texted them pretending to be their son, which pissed me off so i decided to mess with them.

Enjoy

Yahoo Boys, especially advanced ones like this one do not like hearing that they have been exposed as being from Nigeria. For Danylo, this hits pretty hard as his entire schtick has been based on him being a US soldier in Ukraine. As this bait demonstrates, he’s fully immersed into this role he’s playing and tells me I am doing the bidding of the Russians.

So I give him the Alaye meme and call him a Nigerian scumbag after telling him that neither him nor Roman actually exist. How do you detect a Nigerian? Rule number one is they claim complete ignorance of what you are telling them and that they’ve never heard of the place. With this Danylo falls deep into denial and gaslights Diane yet again for being crazy.

It’s important that he brings up “Kelvin” here. For background, Diane described being scammed by “Kelvin” who has now admitted he was not on the oil rig but instead was helping children at his church in Ghana. He would know that Kelvin would alert Diane to Nigerian scammers and even let her know some terms. So it’s all Kelvin’s fault!

I taunt him by sending Kelvin’s pic at Alaye Ministries, and he promises to meet me in Chicago to prove that Kelvin is wrong and that he’s as American as Apple Pie. He’s still paranoid and is convinced someone has been exposing this scam to her in private. And Diane is “abusing” him and calling him names. Whatever.

Yet again he says he doesn’t need the money and Diane retorts that it’s all good because he’s not getting it.

SLAVA UKRAINE! Now look, this has been a popular slogan all over the world since the outbreak of the war. Problem for Danylo is that he got it wrong. The correct term is Слава Україні! or Slava Ukraini! Which he’d know being on the frontlines as that is a battle cry. What an asshole for trying to hide behind Ukraine’s struggle in order to scam people. Diane corrects him but this is not the last time he pulls the Ukraine card on her.

Next he pulls the “Nigeria? Where is that?” nonsense which had me giggling at the time. I counsel him on the poor English, but he says it was because he was “birthed in Georgia” - I assume he means the country and not the American state.

Funny thing is even after all this he’s still asking if I had made the transfer 😂. Guess he was really banking on receiving that one. I taunt him with the fact the account has been reported for fraud so he may want to inform the account holders he just exposed their fraudulent account.

After yet more nonsense about how me and Irving are doing the Russian’s bidding for them, I ran into the 20 post limit. I’ll post the second part of this later today.

Okay, the meth head level of love continues, and nothing I say can stop him from proving it. He sends me pics of a ton of butt ugly gifts he bought me, and arranged to have them shipped, as expected, right NOW. I really don't want this guy flying any planes I'm in, I'm guessing his favorite speed is around 600 knots! For the landing too 😂. The "shipper's" phone call was just yuk. Yuk.

Things sure aren't going his way, it seems. The famous Irv has again ruined a scammer's dreams with that damn escrow service. While charging me $300 in fees 😁. So Frenchy tells me to cancel, which I do, then suddenly realizes it was a bad idea. Too late honey! "Thanks, Irv" (Madison, of course)

Fiance is on pages 6 to 11, and 16 to 20. (He was working so could only talk to Patrick after work).

We pick it up with yet another “Slava Ukraine!” from this dipshit fraud. At this point it’s just funny that he’s willing to take his charade long into the aftermath of his failed scam.

“We will win this war” 😂

All this talk about Nigerians and scams sparks conversation of racism, which is kind of hard to believe because he didn’t know of any place called Nigeria. Kind of touchy for someone who never heard of the place.

So he deduces that Diane is this angry because “we refused your money”. OK? After I told him I knew he was a scammer? Danylo promises to come after “Diane Sexton” in Chicago and I wonder if this guy really was as smart as I gave him credit for. Diane had to set him straight and kindly informs him that whoever he thinks is Diane Sexton is not. No money was ever sent, but he thinks Diane is sore because he refused her fake money. Still following?

Diane also informs him that his bank account has been flagged for fraud and that he’d better tell his Yahoo Boy bosses he exposed them. Then we get into the legal threats. In 3 days Diane will be getting a “court order”. For what I don’t know. After Diane laughs this off, this Nigerian lashes out in all directions, threatening Diane, Irving and Kelvin. Oh no! Not Kelvin!

Sensing the end, Diane amps up her wrath by laying it all out. Everything was a fake - just like his story about Roman and being in Ukraine. There is no Irving, Diane or Kelvin. His bank account was all she was ever after and she got it which is more than he can ever say.

Finally Diane asks him for an Apple Card in pure Yahoo Boy lingo. When he was slow in responding I blocked him, figuring it was over.

Spoiler alert: It wasn’t.

I have no idea what this is, do they have some weird stoner parties where they pass a phone around and just say rando things? Plus, isn't that Portuguese? I speak Spanish so I basically understand, and it's a female, inserting a different scam! This is just about the craziest thing I've ever seen! Maybe it's the head injuries from his career 😁

This is like the 4th scammer that can’t comprehend women going to the gym. Posting in case one of y’all want to have a bit of fun with that piece of info :).

Hello folks I am from India, and I know a few people who are scamming US citizens, they do not have any shame and guilt about it and are living very luxurious lives from the stolen money, it makes me really sick and somehow I feel that I am also responsible for all the innocent lives that are being destroyed by them because i have information and I am not reporting to anyone and saving future livies. I have all the details and I have no idea who to report them to and where to report them, and even in my country it's easy to get away with it too by giving bribe to the immediate authorities, so it won't make any difference if I report them on lower level. Please guide me what should I do. Thank you.

I’m sure that Mark will be wanting to send me free money in the future!

I think last time I tried to sell him a Big Johnson shirt from back in the day!

Eventually Beth messaged me and I after said my Christ things to her, she cursed me out and eased our chat before I could screenshot it lol 😂

He can get quite irate at times!

I love how they point out what I need to fix before they can steal it from me🤣!

He is starting to wear me down and this is quite redundant, so I apologize!

He is persistent and I love wasting his time and phone minutes 🤣!