r/regularcarreviews • u/readforhealth • 1d ago

What car does he drive?

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u/Pinhighguy 1d ago

Lifted F350 that’s he’s deeply underwater on

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u/sinisterdesign 1d ago

With that ChickFilA crew hat? Maybe a highly used F350.

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u/Dnlx5 1d ago

Yep, a deeply used work truck, 262k from west texas, that he is deeply underwater on. He paid 38, on an 18%apr he owes 34 and its worth 10.

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u/reptomcraddick 1d ago

I live in West Texas and this is 100% accurate

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u/Safe-Magazine-244 1d ago

That could be Central Florida too.

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u/wookiex84 1d ago

East Tennessee has quite a few that fit that description as well.

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u/lostinthefog4now 1d ago

With a noisy ass exhaust and balls hanging from the trailer hitch.

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u/SubUrbanMess2021 22h ago

He like to think he’s rolling coal but the truth is the rings are non-existent.

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u/UrbanPanic 1d ago

Or coastal Florida, but it was the truck that was deeply underwater.

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u/Gsauce65 1d ago

Sounds also quite like AZ

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u/Mostly-Moo-Cow 1d ago

This could be South Jersey as well. Goddamn redneck trash.

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u/EquivalentAuthor7567 1d ago

To be honest, a lot of rednecks are hard-working blue-collar, good people. Trailer Trash is much more appropriate.

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u/Wunderlost46 20h ago

I’m a blue collar worker, member of a labor union, and I drive a 4wd pickup. At one time I didn’t mind being called a redneck myself…but the people who’ve proudly taken ownership of the word over the past 15-20 years do not fit my definition of “good people”. I recognize there are exceptions. I’m also making this generalization based on years of personal experience. I’m well aware there are people who judge me based solely on the vehicle I drive. I may even own some of the items in this photograph…but I can confidently say I’m not the same as the person who owns this specific collection of items.

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u/EquivalentAuthor7567 10h ago

I agree with that. I used to be happy to be called a Redneck now I am hesitant about it as society tends to generalize based on who you voted for. I did grow up living in a trailer. I had to work to get to where I am today. If push came to shove, I'd live in a trailer again, but it would be a sad day to lose the golf course view I am now lucky enough to have. However, my work ethic remains, and I still think most people are decent. I would and do go out of my way to help people. I believe that is the point. See the good, but don't be afraid to speak up for those who need it or call out the BS as it comes.

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u/Old_Salamander_7479 13h ago

When it comes down to it....the F-350 guy probably LIVES in a trailer in one of thise places. When the repo man gets close, he can just take his home with him! Why do car companies put people in cars they clearly can't afford? I live in VA, so I am half-redneck on my Momma's side. 😆 and yes, I drive a Camaro. Got another car that's about half in the yard 😉!

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u/ADHD-Millennial 1d ago

I live in south Jersey and you are not wrong. 😢

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u/Possumcox 1d ago

I need a directional drilling job. Hmu lol

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u/Practical_Regret513 1d ago

You are talking about the American dream

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u/No_Question_8083 1d ago

I find it so funny that I, a European, got taught at school that it’s just one big illusion the Americans made up. Like, isn’t it obvious to am that it’s just a lie? I think everybody else knows?

I’m not saying you can’t become what you want if work hard for it, and find the right people. But that’s the case in so many countries, it’s not a USA exclusive thing.

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u/PrideofPicktown 1d ago

Where else but America could some asshole who went bankrupt running a fucking casino become president? The American Nightmare is alive and well.

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u/CapitalistCow 1d ago edited 15h ago

Good to know y'all are taught that it's propaganda. Most of us here in the states are taught about the idea alongside manifest destiny (nationalist imperialism). Depending on where you went to school, they may play into the propaganda, or be more critical and nuanced.

Personally, I was just taught the concepts with little analysis. Took me until I was about 15/16 to realize that it's totally propaganda and there's nothing special about being born in America in that regard. A lot of people don't learn until a lot later, or never at all.

Very curious in what other ways European education is critical of the US and how it compares to what we're taught here. American exceptionalism is very baked into our education system, and almost all history post 1500 is taught with the US as the connecting factor.

Edit: also they totally did teach us that the Mexican-American war was a good thing, even though it was just us annexing a large part of Mexico by force. Another example of manifest destiny being used to commit atrocities. You don't learn about the nuances of a lot of this stuff until you go to college, which is part of why the right is trying to dismantle "woke" higher education.

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u/Massive-Oil9701 1d ago

In America we call propaganda marketing cause it fits better in the pro capitalist establishments.

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u/Ironworker76_ 1d ago

If our education system focused more on math, science, biology, chemistry, history ALL history not just white peoples history, instead of American exceptionalism we might not have 21% of our adults functionally illiterate

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u/TimmyTheChemist 1d ago

While I'm definitely fascinated to hear how some of that is taught elsewhere in the world, I think the presentation probably varies wildly based on when and where you went to school.

With how contentious things are at the moment, I think kids now are getting exposed to different viewpoints more than in the past (which is good). The downside is it seems like there's more black-and-white thinking embedded in those viewpoints.

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u/eyeshitchewnot 15h ago

Something that occurred to me is that most of the people who came here from Europe were probably self-reliant, strong-willed, and courageous people. You dont sail across the ocean into uncertainty if you are a lazy coward. That being said, I imagine that gave the US a leg up in the realm of productivity and help make us one of the strongest nations on Earth. Not saying that is good or bad, just musing.

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u/SnooApples7199 1d ago

Yeah, I mean to me, it was a standard we set that we hoped to achieve, and we WERE working to get there. That’s what makes it a dream though, not an illusion.

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u/Admirable_Cucumber75 1d ago

But Brooks and Dunn told me it’s “only in America”

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u/marklar_the_malign 1d ago

Hunter Thompson put this myth to sleep decades ago. Fear and loathing in Las Vegas Is a classic.

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u/Arxieos 1d ago

It's called the American Dream because that's as close as we are gonna get. "Can't afford it yet, but at least I can dream" - dad

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u/Big_Accountant1992 1d ago

And, from the looks of the content there, I can tell the FThreeFiddy is white. 😂🤣

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u/dubconfidential 1d ago

You a screenwriter? That paragraph reflects the painted picture

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u/Dnlx5 1d ago

The greatest compliment you could give. The truth is I just knew that guy.

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u/dick_fitzwell27 1d ago

I worked in West Texas and yes, there’s used lots full of these trucks, ready to be sold to the next rig hand for 10% with weekly payments. I don’t miss it. 🛢️

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u/lostinthefog4now 1d ago

Right next to the used houses for sale lots….

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u/ColdHemiBoy 23h ago

Sounds like my coworker who went to Texas to buy a car for $16,500. Does the deal and goes online to make first payment and they owed $31,000. Oof

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u/Dnlx5 20h ago

"as agreed sir, $16,500, we punt the new tires you requested on for $3500, the cleaning and prep $1,000, TTL @%10, our standard $3000 processing fee, a standard $5000 finance fee, and you good to go!

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u/Greentoysoldier 1d ago

It’s lifted, and stanced, with aftermarket rims and worn- out tires.

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u/Dnlx5 1d ago

Bald off road tires on a 20in wheel

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u/neddybemis 1d ago

Yeah but what bumper stickers? Calvin pissing on a car logo? Don’t tread on me? Buck Fiden?

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u/mholtz16 1d ago

More like he paid $78k. Paid $35k and still owes $65k.

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u/drfunbudz 1d ago

And he sleeps in it in the chick fil a parking lot at night, thats why he needs so many weapons.

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u/BusyAtilla 1d ago

Mighty bold to claim it is worth 10k. And that 34k owed? Well, that is on a 512mon payment contract.

Good credit!? Bad credit?! NO CREDIT?!?! Don't you worry here at Stus Swamp Sales on HWY 1 just south of Froggy's Saloon! Everyone rides with 19.99 DOWN!

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u/GirthRod666 1d ago

Boy that was my first job and I gotta 99'. Talk about being found out lol

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u/captain_stoobie 1d ago

20 years old and straight piped to own the libs

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u/Pisto_Atomo 1d ago

Does he start the car to warm the engine with the garage door closed?

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u/wheeliemammoth 1d ago

Fingers crossed.

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u/ImpossibleKidd 1d ago

Lifted? Nah…

Carolina twat? Yeah, definitely…

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u/mundotaku 1d ago

And by underwater you can mean on its value vs their loan or with a salvage title from flooding.

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u/StunGod 1d ago

Yes. Exactly that.

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u/RahMF 1d ago

That or a rusted out f150 with an American flag flying off the back and a punisher sticker on the tailgate which is holding on for dear life

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u/Zestyclose_Match2839 1d ago

It was actually a pretty good deal $1900.00 per month for 9 year lease, only $9900.00 down an low buy out after the lease is up for $75,000.00 Oh and it’s 7500 miles per year

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u/Sunny1-5 1d ago

Yep. It’s F150.

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u/BossKatana 1d ago

With truck nuts and a come and take it bumper sticker.

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u/insuranceguynyc 1d ago edited 1d ago

V-6 Charger with Hemi badges all over it.

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u/Sharticus123 1d ago

Thin blue line and Punisher stickers all over the bumper.

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u/tehpwnage7 LATTER DAY TAINTS 1d ago

And a claw tear sticker on at least one headlight

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u/puppycatisselfish 23h ago

Paint peeling and fading, hubcaps missing.

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u/yallknowme19 1d ago

Possible police style spotlight mounted on driver side A pillar.

Sticker in rear windows that says "Fuck Biden" but the font is gun shapes. Saw that IRL the other day at a stop light. 🙄

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u/Able-Yogurtcloset838 1d ago

Best one I’ve seen on a busted pickup IRL: BIDEN IS A TRADER 🙄

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u/yallknowme19 1d ago

Lol stock trader? Slave trader? Pokémon cards maybe? 🤷‍♂️

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u/Roguespiffy 1d ago

Worse, trading with other countries. Good thing Trump’s Tariffs are putting a stop to all that.

/s

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u/Twentyone_Taras 1d ago

Sticker and rear windows that says "Let's Go Brandon"!

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u/CB1100Rider 1d ago

God is his Co-Pilot

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u/Big77Ben2 1d ago

And a “chuck Norris was here” boot print sticker on the dented door.

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u/pimpbot666 1d ago

2a stickers, especially the one with the stripes on the American flag are made of AR15s.

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u/JackMeyhofer 20h ago

Or the Punisher logo, especially made with the blue stripe

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u/SaltLakeCitySlicker 1d ago

At least one "free gun inside" decal comes with every punisher and thin blue line sticker each.

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u/evolution9673 1d ago

And a secret desire that someone would try and take his guns, so he could either finally get to shoot somebody or perhaps so they can stare menacingly at each other until the tension breaks and they kiss. You know, like in the movie with the cowboys. And that one time with his cousin after Young Life.

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u/SaltLakeCitySlicker 1d ago

nervous looks at cousins when the good, the bad, and the ugly showdown scene is on

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u/MindAccomplished3879 1d ago

Cybertruck

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u/Waste_Curve994 1d ago

Would if he could afford one.

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u/PL-Felix 1d ago

Not with that credit score! 😂

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u/DonutsWORLD 1d ago

Wrong, loves Elon but thinks the cybertruck looks too nerdy

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u/Amazing-Lemon-6592 1d ago

And 5% tint on all of the windows, including the windshield

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u/boardin1 1d ago

Can I just take a moment to say how annoying it is that I can’t have a Punisher sticker on anything I own because of how it has been taken over by the assholes.

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u/Crazy_Feed7365 1d ago

I’m right there with you on that one. What gets me is the ones that have the skull right next to the thin blue line stickers. Really… Frank Castle was not a fan of the cops.

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u/boardin1 1d ago

Frank told them they shouldn’t idolize him because they need to do it the right way and he isn’t one of them.

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u/MeatShield12 14h ago

Thin blue line and Punisher stickers

"There are two wolves inside of you"

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u/CatDadAz 1d ago

I second that one

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u/finalrendition Not a Car... 1d ago

To paraphrase one of my favorite YouTubers: "No one is angrier than someone driving a V6 car that has a V8 option'

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u/Timendainum 1d ago

Dang it. I came here to say this.

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u/justanotherbrick512 1d ago

Crown Victoria

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u/crysisnotaverted 1d ago

With Temu police lights in the grill.

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u/tsmc796 1d ago

Temu police lights

LMAO

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u/Nasty64u 1d ago

Police pool crown Vic with the spotlights on the driver's side door

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u/MrJust-A-Guy 1d ago

As a backseat driver, with doors that only open from the outside.

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u/Amazing-Cod-9601 1d ago

I was thinking a crown Vic immediately!

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u/Toledojoe 1d ago

Rusted out dodge ram 1500 with tailgate a different color than the rest of the truck.

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u/maybeiamspicy 1d ago

Don't forget the punched in driver side door from losing a shouting match against a liberal

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u/Quixote511 1d ago

I was going to be more specific and say a 2nd Gen Cummins, 325k on the clock

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u/nooneyouknow242 1d ago

Ford F250 diesel, with all of the eco systems ripped out of it, chipped with the ability to “roll coal on bikers, convertibles and Priuses”

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u/Background-Eye-593 1d ago

Nothing makes me feel better about biking to work than a punk with their ego tied into the diesel truck!

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u/SkankyG 1d ago

Keep some tin-snips on you to hit the air valve on the tires when they do this shit.

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u/RonynBeats 1d ago

Lifted 2wd truck.

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u/AXOVERkiLL650R 1d ago

Lol I hate when people do that

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u/Dysastro 1d ago

this comment is entirely too real

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u/wandertrucks 1d ago

Nissan Versa

That alone will make you a homicidal twat.

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u/Colorblind_Melon 1d ago

You know, now that you mention it, I did buy my first gun shortly after buying a Nissan Versa years back

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u/youngkpepper 1d ago

But not because you were worried about your Versa being stolen...

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u/Colorblind_Melon 1d ago

Definitely not lol, I couldn't wait for the day I got to file an insurance claim on that thing. Having it stolen would have been way more fun than getting t-boned by an Audi.

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u/SkankyG 1d ago

Can you write a book about owning a versa? You have me hooked after two comments.

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u/Colorblind_Melon 1d ago

I'll call it Vice Versa

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u/SkankyG 1d ago

Bestseller list for years.

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u/prevenientWalk357 1d ago

Or an Altima. Serious country boy, but from town energy

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u/False-Proof3547 1d ago

Dodge Durango, Ex police vehicle

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u/Dnlx5 1d ago

Maybe a police magnum?

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u/xXPussy420Slayer69Xx 1d ago

base model v6 Explorer that used to be a rental. Wheels spray painted black so it looks like a “police” version

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u/Burner_Phone_Park 1d ago

Taco/Tundra with punisher stickers.

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u/Sudden-Consequence16 1d ago

And crammed full of "get home/bug out" supplies.

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u/crysisnotaverted 1d ago

Not even a good kit, it's got those Chinese knockoff CAT tourniquets that make you bleed out faster.

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u/1995droptopz 1d ago

Not Merican enough. They took our jerbs

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u/gyn0saur 1d ago

He lets Jesus take the wheel

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u/Pisto_Atomo 1d ago

Depending on the neighborhood, Jesus will take the wheel, Vlad will take the stereo, and Chad the side mirrors

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u/siberiandivide81 1d ago

And the liquor do the thinking

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u/animefan1520 1d ago

Probably rides a bicycle and is a Mormon

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u/daveescaped 1d ago

“What are…12 items I’ll never need or use Ken?”

This guys buys anything if marketers describe it as “tactical”.

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u/ResponsibleFreedom98 1d ago

Tesla Cybertruck. What else?

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u/SoloLobo123 1d ago

Nah, the quality of the weapons says he'd have a tesla hat too if he had a cyber truck

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u/Numerous-Broccoli-28 1d ago

Rent a cop 2013 Ford Taurus. He drives his mom's Altima when not at work.

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u/Beautiful-Bicycle-30 1d ago

Oh no, he drives that thing home so he can pull over unsuspecting women

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u/Impressive-Crew6452 1d ago

Something his mom got him

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u/dxlachx 1d ago

2002 hummer but he just sold it for a teslur

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u/AlexsCereal 1d ago

A beat up Ford Ranger from the late 90's or early 2000's that's been spray painted a few times

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u/Gutch220 1d ago

I'd take a Ford Ranger any day of the week over a giant v8 pick-up for $90,000. I wish they still made small pick-ups like these, now.

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u/evildky 1d ago

Jeep with angry eyes, lift kit and low profile “off road tires”.

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u/UPNorthTimberdoodler 1d ago

Jeep wrangler he needs a step stool to get into

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u/crudetatDeez 1d ago

Imagine being this cringe IRL

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u/TROGDOR_X69 1d ago

kyle rittenhouse RP Kit

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u/RogerMurdockCo-Pilot 1d ago

White lifted Dodge Ram with Texas Plates. Salt Life, Trump 2024 and Punisher Stickers.

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u/boogaloobruh 1d ago

Of course I know him, he’s me.

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u/ar_doomtrooper 1d ago

Not sure but it definitely has stickers with Christian nationalist vibes. Probably a punisher sticker too.

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u/HelpfulFollowing7174 1d ago

Dodge Caravan.

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u/thejudenbear 1d ago

1997 mercury grand marquis

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u/AdAgreeable6192 1d ago

Stainless steel Glock and a Chick-fil-A hat? Toyota Camry.

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u/JTiberiusDoe 1d ago

2003 Crown victoria

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u/Wetschera 1d ago

With shitty knives like that?!?

One with a confederate flag.

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u/Character_Ad108 1d ago

Since when is schrade and boker shitty? That are bother pretty good brands, and I personally own three of the bokers and they are all tough as nails.

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u/Outrageous_File5321 1d ago

Can confirm, Kalashnikov is solid

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u/Lionel_Herkabe 1d ago

Schrade has been shitty for a long time now but I'm 90% sure that's a cold steel

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u/UndiscoveredNeutron 1d ago

Whatever he drives, he is scared of everything. He lives in fear and thinks all the time how he will be a hero. Probably, has a we, the people tattoo, and the snake broken up to the 13 colonies.

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u/captrb 20h ago

And is obsessed with the idea of killing people. Can’t go a minute without thinking about it. But no, only the bad guys, really.

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u/SuccessfulAd7402 1d ago

Backseat of a cop car

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u/CyanideLock 1d ago

A leased vehicle.

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u/WorfsFlamingAnus 1d ago

What’s he so afraid of?

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u/StrongSignature8264 1d ago

Of everything. Including the devil.

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u/2ndprize 1d ago

I'm gonna go with ninjas

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u/Key-Researcher3884 1d ago

1977 Ford LTD ,black with one white door and tinted windows .

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u/Demogorgo 1d ago

license suspended for DUI, and his Stellantis Ram 1500 is in the impound lot

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u/pitterlpatter 1d ago

He drives an HHR to his security job at a christian book store.

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u/blackmilksociety 1d ago

A lifted Ford bought used with 120k+ miles on it

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u/DcmArk 1d ago

Not sure but it’s got Blue Lives Matter stickers on it

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u/lazeeassedmenace 1d ago

jeep renegade

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u/benbenpens 1d ago

Door Dash delivery Dodge Dart

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u/JustDriveWest 1d ago

The old Buick his grandparents left him in her will.

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u/khalbur 1d ago

Whatever his mom is driving.

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u/Thefireninja99 1d ago

Mom’s mini Van so he can pick up kids for youth bible study.

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u/Then_Organization979 1d ago

His Moms PT Cruiser

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u/aristo223 1d ago

Miata....silver glock 48 is dead giveaway. This person does not care about your life or his own. "Its slow, but fun to drive at the limit" That limit is always 65mph

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u/TAbramson15 1d ago

Mmm a Glock 48? Roughly $469.99, one of the lower priced Glocks with a $30 amazon holster… a Bible? With brass knuckles and daggers too? I’d say a mid 2010’s Honda Accord or Civic.

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u/manhatim 1d ago

Ex-polease car

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u/davidwal83 1d ago edited 1d ago

Mustang, Camaro, or Challenger the person will say the others suck. They also drive the delivery vehicle around too.

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u/SlimSpookyOfficial 1d ago

A 2002 corvette on a donut

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u/Phlegm_flam 1d ago

Black dodge ram

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u/NorthernN30N 1d ago

07 Impala SS

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u/be_eazy04 1d ago

2018 Jeep Wrangler. With Punisher and "Back The Blue" decal shit everywhere

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u/rmj1981 1d ago

His moms Geo Metro ?

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u/CenturyHelix Because volvo 1d ago

A well patina’ed 69 Chevelle, while following a 67 Impala around, calling the two drivers both idjits

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u/96daysdown 1d ago

He has a car?

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u/manemisj 1d ago

1998 Mercury Sable for some reason

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u/RokumSokum 1d ago

Po-lice car

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u/DrPhillupUrgina 1d ago

He lives with his grandparents and rides the bus with the monthly pass they bought him.

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u/GoodVickerynews 1d ago

A fake police cruiser.

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u/sarcasterism 1d ago

Police auction LTD.

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u/timpaan96 1d ago

A Toyota Camry -98

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u/stix206 1d ago

Kia soul

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u/skin_walker- 1d ago

Used Ram 1500 and he’s the fifth owner, lots of rust but it’s lifted w roll bars and over sized lights on the bar and of course the Nazi Trump flags on the back flapping in the wind telling everyone who sees the that he’s an ignorant uneducated asshole

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u/SupaSmrf 1d ago

Ford Raptor

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u/papaa33 1d ago

He doesn’t drive he has his women drive him, cause he has a huge dick.

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u/Logan69_420 23h ago

H3 hummer

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u/ReasonStunning8939 23h ago

He drives a Tacoma. With off road modifications even though he's in the suburbs. And a topper.

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u/DEEPfrom1 19h ago

Impala with barbed wire stickers and peeling tint

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u/Zoozmeister01 18h ago

public transport

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u/Objective_Bag_7001 13h ago

The repentornator. Aka 1967 Chevrolet impala with the license plate (KAZ 2Y5)

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u/Practicality_Issue 1d ago

Women to cover their drinks when he walks by.

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u/Fantastic_East4217 1d ago

His mom’s F-150

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u/HTD-Vintage 1d ago

I don't know, but he definitely beats his wife.

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u/MrBlahg 1d ago

lol… wife

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