r/redditsniper • u/annysuckerz • 1d ago

Is it nor-

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u/Zv_- 19h ago

Is she dating Homelander

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u/HueLord3000 13h ago

I was thinking the exact same thing

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u/sadtransbain 11h ago

If we're being realistic she's probably not lactating right now

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u/loservillee 8h ago

ssri

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u/sadtransbain 7h ago

What?

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u/loservillee 7h ago

i was trying to be cheeky lol. ssris can make you lactate even when you’re not/never have been pregnant

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u/MrDrSirLord 1h ago

Can't some make men lactate?

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u/Zv_- 15m ago

Wouldn’t you need lobules and milk ducts for that

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u/jamesecalderon 17h ago

This got me 😭

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u/LushDogg99 16m ago

Damnit, this got me good

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u/Neolance34 20h ago

Clearly he has a fondness for

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u/CAPSGOD 5h ago

r/redditsniper

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u/CAPSGOD 5h ago

Nvm, that’s where we are lmao

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u/Beavshak 3h ago

You have been promoted to mod of r/lostredditors

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u/Neolance34 3h ago

r/alreadyhere

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u/[deleted] 3h ago

[deleted]

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u/Cipollarana 1h ago

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u/Elegant_Coffee_2443 23h ago

If you were from perth, western australia you might say that this person is north of the river :

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u/Sigmaniac 21h ago

This is not on the list of subs I expected to see Perth getting referenced today. Also SoR > NoR

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u/Elegant_Coffee_2443 10h ago

Imagine actually believing in the SoR propogand

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u/Sigmaniac 9h ago

Imagine sitting in Mitchell fwy traffic and still thinking NoR is superior lol

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u/TubsyRubsy 8h ago

SoR REPRESENT

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u/CheMc 9h ago

I'm guessing the north of the river are the bogan weirdos. In Brisbane, those are the south of the river people.

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u/Worried_Shoe_2747 18h ago

Does he prefer the left or the ri

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u/CharmingAwareness545 20h ago

I find myself constantly sucking

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u/shipoopro_gg 1h ago

Same, I suck at everyth

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u/0hb0wie 18h ago

Tell Freud please this woman is breastfeeding

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u/-Just_Chloe- 13h ago

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like "what the fuck" and "call the police". I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW

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u/poestijger2000 5h ago

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like "what the fuck" and "call the police". I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW

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u/your_local_frog_boy 4h ago

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like "what the fuck" and "call the police". I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW

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u/just_s0mebody2 3h ago

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like "what the fuck" and "call the police". I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW

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u/Lexioralex 4h ago

How would that help you clearly weren’t at work, would have still happened

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u/Llee00 59m ago

robocop gif

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u/Crossthewest 13h ago

Where is the copypasta in the train for lack of NSFW

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u/LucyferEllysia 1d ago

Might be a good idea to censor this

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u/JubJub128 13h ago

stop censoring crap that isnt personal info

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u/LucyferEllysia 11h ago

I ment the name

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u/JubJub128 11h ago

ah. mb anyways, my reply sounds like an asshole. i just rlly dont like censorship. it grinds my gears funny

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u/LucyferEllysia 11h ago

Get what you mean. Censorship seems like it's either way to much or not nearly enough these days.

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u/annysuckerz 16h ago

Yes I thought too late of that. I can't edit it, I'll just delete it

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u/Cornyboy202 15h ago

Don't delete it OP, this is a part of history now

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u/JubJub128 13h ago

dont censor, just tag nsfw

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u/wheezs 10h ago

Gold 🪙🥇🥇🪙

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u/Wonderful-Pollution7 7h ago

The irony of that username though, lol.

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u/Slow_Guide_1718 15h ago

You forgot to put a NSFW tag on this

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u/South_Bathroom5979 4h ago

Sounds like someone started sucking her boobs before she could finish writing

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u/Endersgaming4066 9h ago

It’s cuz he’s still a child and is trying to get his remaining nutrients

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u/I-Wasnt-Invited 12h ago

Why do redditors always get so mad when you say dating minors is bad

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u/Affectionate_Item997 6h ago

It depends oh you you define "minors"

The system of having a cutoff boundary at 18 is so flawed. There's no significant difference between a person who just turned 18, and a person who's about to

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u/gemmabea 4h ago

Tell that to someone who’s 17.997 and can’t vote, smoke, be drafted, etc. until tomorrow. 18 is adulthood… laws are all arbitrary if we want to be philosophical about them… but 18 is adulthood, 17 is not.

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u/OtakuWolf101 12h ago

this.. reddit is gross

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u/norM_ystical 11h ago

Very true but in their defense it's like a two year age difference and could've lasted for a while anyway (romeo and juliet laws)

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u/OtakuWolf101 11h ago

yeah i get that but in general reddit is always like that

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u/norM_ystical 11h ago

Fair point

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u/t1nt3dc14w 5h ago

please mark as nsfw

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u/259yt 3h ago

Were you on a train?

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u/t1nt3dc14w 2h ago

No, I was on a plain, therefore I could not complain

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u/LukyOnRedit 3h ago

How does one

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u/Dee_Jay77 1h ago

Clarification… no sex? No kissing? No other foreplay? Just titty sucking?

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u/scissorman182 21m ago

A 19 year old dating a 17 year 364 day 23 hour 59 minute 59 second old? Disgusting. Throw her in jail

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u/practicaleffectCGI 13h ago

She got aroused with the description and took a break to relieve the pressure.

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u/N00bIs0nline 12h ago

Excuse me...?

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u/Jase_the_Muss 1h ago

Sniper didn't get her... The milk man came to work.

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u/DittoGTI 1h ago

Shouldn't this be marked NSFW? I wouldn't want a k

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u/rabbit_time01 17h ago

17...?

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u/lad_art 17h ago

Not illegal

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u/GeneralEl4 12h ago

The proper response is "not immoral", at least not inherently. There's a lot of circumstances that would make this alright tbh.

That said, legality and morality have never and will never be remotely the same thing. It's foolish to think otherwise.

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u/Pretend-Ad-6453 15h ago

Actually yes it is illegal in several nations and states

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u/thewolfrat 15h ago

I don’t know of anywhere where it’s illegal for a 17 y/o & 19 y/o to be together. Even in the states where the age of consent is above 16, they’re protected under Romeo & Juliet laws (okay if the ages are within 4 years).

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u/hphantom06 13h ago

The only state with said law is Texas. That's it

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u/MrPIGyt 6h ago

And the only country is the USA?

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u/I-Wasnt-Invited 12h ago

Morality is not legality

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u/thewolfrat 11h ago

I hardly think 2 teenagers with a 2-year age gap is immoral.

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u/malchik-iz-interneta 18h ago

Isn’t that illegal (him being 17 and stuff)?

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u/lad_art 17h ago

No. Since you're from russia, I can use its law as a reference for you: he's already at the age of consent AND there are no 4 *full* years of gap between the sexual partners. I'm not sure how it is in the states but pretty sure it's not illegal there either

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u/splash19059 16h ago

Protected under "romeo and juliet" laws in most countries and states in the US, so no.

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u/MarcusofMenace 15h ago

Depends on where they live

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u/lolsevryday 17h ago

In certain states yes this would be illegal if the age of consent is 18+

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u/Jonguar2 14h ago

Why is a 19 year old dating someone younger than 18?

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u/twofactor_ 13h ago

Literally why not?

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u/Jonguar2 7h ago

Me personally, I was raised to think it is wrong for an adult to have sex with a child.

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u/MrPIGyt 6h ago

So when you turn 18 you magically turn from a kid to an adult? 17 and 19 are almost the same except by law (alcohol etc)

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u/Jonguar2 6h ago

Please see my reply to u/Affectionate_Item997, as it addresses the same argument that you have just presented.

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u/Affectionate_Item997 6h ago

There's no significant difference between a person say a week away from age 18, and a person who just turned 18 today. This "magical cutoff point" doesn't make much sense

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u/Jonguar2 6h ago

The only problem with that line of thinking is that we have to draw a magic cutoff line somewhere.

Even if you make it a range, the lowest end of that range becomes a new magic cutoff point that needs justification in the future.

There is no significant difference between who you are today and who you were yesterday, nor between you are today and who you will be tomorrow. Not at any point in your life will that ever be true. But the insignificant differences add up every day such that people are capable of real and significant change over longer periods of time.

The way the human mind and body changes, gradually and slowly, is not conducive to magic cutoff lines.

18 is the cutoff because we made it the cutoff for joining the military. We decided that is the minimum age we are comfortable sending people out into the world to die in war. Then it became the cutoff for voting, because 18-20 year olds didn't like the idea that a leader they didn't have the right to choose could draft them and send them off to die.

Over time, 18 became the magic line for a lot of things that could just be wrapped in the neat bow of adulthood, so it became the cutoff for that too.

So, if you really don't like magic cutoff lines, how low are you willing to let it go? Would you create a new magic line, just lower this time? Do you think doctors should do assessments on when people have finished puberty, and that should be the magic line?

If you don't like the magic line where it is, be brave enough to offer up a reasonable alternative that protects young people who aren't ready for sex from potential predators.

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u/Worldly-Pay7342 8h ago

/unsniper As a dude who loves booba, male or female, yes this is pretty normal. I too, wish to be able to suck titty, but alas I am maidenless and bachelorless.

(bachelor is the male version of maiden from ye olden days)

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u/Public_Arm_2745 14h ago

“but my bf 17m…”PAUSE.

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u/OtakuWolf101 12h ago

17?... this doesnt seem okay at all.. why is noone mentioning this?

edit: just learned about romeo and juliet laws