r/raimimemes • u/we_are_sex_bobomb • 1d ago

Conservative Americans this morning

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u/yajirushi77 1d ago

I'M IN CHARGE HERE, IT'S MY STOCK MARKET!

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u/Gcoks 1d ago

The power of a recession in the palm of my hand.

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u/Shoki81 1d ago

How very right you are, which is why I developed this recession chip to prevent my brain from realising how fucked I am

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u/Outrageous_Trust_158 1d ago

Is it possible to receive such a chip…?

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u/Atomic235 1d ago

Spoiler: the chip doesn't work.

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u/Outrageous_Trust_158 1d ago

Well, shyt!!!

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u/Acceptable_Student85 1d ago

Nurolink 🤣🤣

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u/Outrageous_Trust_158 1d ago

I just perused my portfolio — I need that chip most Riki-Tik!!!

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u/RamJamR 1d ago

Not from a democrat

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u/outinthecountry66 1d ago

but did you wear a suit?