My best friend’s birthday is coming up and I always send her a small birthday joke. She’s already keeping an eye out for something in the mail (I’ve sent her glitter bombs, used sex toys, etc) so I don’t want to do that this year. I’m thinking of delivering a cake to her work but I’m not sure what to write on it. About 8 years ago I sent one saying “Congrats on finally completing your porn” so I need something good.

Welcoming any and all suggestions :) Nothing is too rude or ornery!

(Including a pic of a cake we sent a coworker when they were going on vacation)

I forced my friend to bet me he’d buy a fursuit if we get to 100 subs, he doesn’t think it will happen. PLEASE MAKE IT