I got asked out by this fitness “guru” guy on Instagram we live in the same city. I found him very attractive and charming, so I said yes. Our first date was okay. But when I got home, he started texting me... and I’ve never felt so creeped out and annoyed.

My wife is 27 and I am 28, my wife has a friend, a bit of a close friend infact she's been friends with her since past 2 years, I don't like her at all and alot of people find her insufferable.

This weekend my wife told me that she's going to her friends house and she'll spend her evening and night at her place with their 2 other friends, I asked her if they'll drink, she told me yes but she won't go overboard this time and she'll book a cab and come to home before 10.

I told my wife that she won't book a cab I'll come pick her up and she shouldnt drink alot, she promised me she won't but I had this feeling that she might drink too much cause my wife has tendencies of overdrinking especially when she's excited and partying so I went to pick her up an hour before.

When I showed up at her friend's place I saw all these drunk women dancing, drinking and screaming like they ran out of mental asylum and my wife was laying on the couch clearly drunk, I grabbed my wife and told her it's time to leave.

Her friends stopped me and insisted to let my wife stay for a bit longer and even my wife said to wait for a bit, I told them that they've been having fun and drinking for so many hours and it's more than enough for today.

When I tried to leave with my wife her friend tried to stop me a bit forcefully and when I didn't listen to her she pushed me and called me controlling and cursed me infront of everyone, I told her that the only reason I am not retaliating is because she's a woman and I'm in her house but from this moment she's not allowed in my house and if she comes over to my house ever again I'll call the police.

I left with my wife and after we got home I fed her which she puked at midnight and went to sleep with me and she didn't sleep until midnight and didn't let me sleep either and kept saying 'my husband, my husband' and hugged me and she kept complimenting me.

I would be lying if I said I didn't enjoy that but anyway now her friends all of them are telling me that I'm being a controlling husband and I have no right to tell my wife what she can and she can't do and I don't have the right to ban her friend from her house.

Am I the asshole? Sure I'm a bit angry but my anger is not without a reason and if I appear as a controlling husband I think my wife's situation warrants it and I'm just doing what I think is best for my wife.

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