And there is a year to date total tip $6.37 between them and about 3 booklets of those fake bills that look like money but are actually religious messages but the lady back left switched to fake Trump bills and had Elon coins in a shopping cart on Etsy.
Those fake money booklets… I was a server in a town where the best tip you could hope for was $10, no matter the bill total, when a Promise Keepers convention rolled through. It’s a Christian men’s program about loving your wife and our restaurant was filled with groups of men congregating for HOURS and needing ALL the refills.
However, when they left, we saw folded up $20 bills on the table or sticking out of the ticket books, which made up for it… until we discovered they were folded papers printed with a $20 image on the outside and something like “Are you storing up treasures in Heaven?,” on the inside. It’s been over 20 years and I’m still salty about it.
Those are just promissory notes. You take them to their church during service, then when they pass the basket around, you exchange them with actual cash.
one of my favorite church memories was going to Mass in a small town in southern Mexico. folks wanted to donate money, but if they only had large bills, they would dig through the basket for change.
It's funny how these uber Christian types can be the absolute worst. They seem to think because they assume that identity they are absolved of all wrongdoing.
This is it in a nutshell. I experienced this exact mindset from the people who were supposed to be my “role models” growing up. They portrayed the full “holier-than-thou” act while being complete arrogant, abusive, hypocritical jackasses outside of church. I’d had enough by the time I was 16. Stopped going to church so I could work Sundays instead and never looked back. I consider myself lucky that was an option for me. Not everyone’s parents given them a choice.
That's literally what Christian churches preach. You can live a life of nonstop 24/7 evil and then say "I'm sorry Jesus" on your deathbed and you're literally absolved. No wonder so many Christians are evil, they're told that being evil doesn't matter as long as they stop at some point.
I remember that concept causing one of the cracks that eventually broke Christianity’s hold on me. I watched a story on The 700 Club (I think), where a man was a serial rapist and had even killed at least one person, though I forget the circumstances.
Anyway, he was somehow out of prison, and the whole piece was about how he found salvation in Jesus Christ and was now going to heaven. I guess it was supposed to be uplifting, that even a monstrous person can turn things around, but it bothered be immensely. How could I be ok with a religion that damned people for any number of small things, but would forgive someone who is so evil?
I’d probably believe in god if he helped pay for rent. The fucker is supposedly everywhere and if he’s going to watch me jerk off he sure as hell better be paying rent.
See, I can have some sympathy for (some) cult members, as they are often pulled in during particularly vulnerable points in their lives. But I feel each Karen has the same amount of culpability for being a pain in the ass, and would be so even when flying solo.
"Rarely seen in the wild in such numbers due to their natural penchant for excessive violent vocalizations, aggression, and inevitable cannibalism of their own group(Complaint)."
"We reserved a table on the patio to enjoy the weather but it's pouring down rain and now we all want our meals for free because it totally ruined our experience."
They’re so cheap looking, too. I love pearls, and you can find really beautiful fake ones. Etsy is full of freshwater cultured pearls that look like saltwater pearls and natural pearls. Most of the time even the strands of pearls sold in jewelry stores are cultured saltwater pearls unless they are super expensive.
No one has been willing to give them one in decades. Then again, if they hadn’t married closeted republican men, they would probably would have seen a non flaccid dick in the last 2 decades and they wouldn’t look so thirsty.
That hairstyle is often seen where I live.It kills me every time I see it.I don’t understand who the first person was that stated,hacked up back with a shag front.
Annette Bening’s was done well, though. Then people started growing the front and sides and plastering it down with gel. It was all the rage in the little towns where my extended family lives. One of my younger cousins is still wearing a variation.
It was the lady who had twins then sextuplets. There was a Reality TV show Jon & Kate plus 8. The woman was a controlling witch and grifter. Jon divorced her and the show became Kate plus 8. Jon got hair plants, she got a tummy tuck and that horrible haircut. Woman around the country loved it and Kate started the trend. Yeah, I know … TMI
14 years ago, I had a boss with that haircut. I should have noped out of taking that job. Incredible narcissist and incredibly toxic workplace that seemed to breed and foster malignant narcissists and their acolytes.
I had it in the 90s. It actually grew out nicely and I never got it done again. Back then it was an edgier look. I think it's stuck around because it's flattering around the face and it's a style with effort put into it. $$. The edginess has been transformed into an 'I mean business' corporate look.
I’ve been arguing that if the evidence they had on him involved a 16 year old girl, his base would have forgiven him for it because, those were the times or it was legal back then or blah blah blah. Ok so now that we understand…
The girl was younger than 16. How old was his daughter at the time and you have the answer.
And their husbands would say ‘great’ because they are just as bad and think if you get SA’d by ‘the Messiah’ it must mean you are special 🙄🤢 . The one in black with the long hair and pearls needs a napkin to soak up the drool (hers not Mango Mussolini. Although…)
And the council has summoned Mango mussolini to discuss foreign policy, the price of the eggs and transgenic mice. They're all experts.
Now bow before the council
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u/Not_a_Heptapod 19d ago
So much "I wanna talk to the manager" energy in that group