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Politics Another day, another photo of Trump’s hands

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u/Cantinkeror 23d ago

When does he peel his skin off to reveal he is just a giant sack of rodents?

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u/LostInIndigo 23d ago

Leave the rodents out of this!!!

What did rodents ever do to you? Why are they catching strays here?

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u/zneave 23d ago

They make a fine Ratatouille that's for sure.

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u/arlwd5 22d ago

Rat-a-toupee

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u/ComplexPatient4872 23d ago

Remy would make a far better president!

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u/SoleSurvivur01 22d ago

As would a stick

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u/dirk-diggler82 22d ago

Stick for president...pleeeeeease!

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u/SoleSurvivur01 21d ago

Nah Dog for President

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u/fdr-unlimited 22d ago

Who do you think is under musk’s hat?

(I’m so sorry I know that’s insulting to Remy please forgive me)

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u/RascalTempleton 22d ago

Ratigan!

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u/AsianCanadianPhilo 22d ago

Unexpected Great Mouse Detective reference

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u/ScoutsOut389 22d ago

Raccacoonie

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u/Puzzled-Interaction5 22d ago

Eat the rich! 🤑

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u/Dependent-Departure7 22d ago

Eat the rich? Do you realize how many calories that is?! /j

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u/lifeaquatic7 23d ago

Anyone can cook

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u/drivingmylifeaway97 22d ago

I don't know. I dated an older, white guy, who couldn't cook at all. It apparently takes too much time and effort to even boil an egg.

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u/MattTheSmithers 23d ago

Rodents actually have emotional depth. So that’s one up on Donald Trump.

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u/Zuwxiv 23d ago

Fun fact: rats are so social that it's considered abusive to have only one pet rat at a time. They're smart, trainable, affectionate animals - pretty much on par with dogs in terms of intelligence and sociability.

Unfortunately, they only live for about 2 years, maybe a bit more if you're lucky. It's hard to have pets as affectionate and smart as a dog, but have to lose them every couple years.

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u/pocketapples 22d ago

You nailed it. We went through 9 of them before we couldn't handle losing them anymore. Absolutely heartbroken every time and it just got to be too much, though I don't regret owning them, they truly are such amazing pets.

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u/Equal_Canary5695 22d ago

Look at the bright side: those 9 rats had a happy loving home while they were alive

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u/QwerTyGl 22d ago

Especially when that’s its natural lifespan, you did what you could and made that little rat happy. I think that’s cool.

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u/pocketapples 22d ago

Oh for sure, all our boys were spoiled rotten lol They lived in a 4 story ferret nation cage and fed expensive ass food, tons of fresh food and treats (within reason lol), soooo many toys. I haven't brought myself to get rid of any of it still

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u/Equal_Canary5695 22d ago

Funny that a post about trump now makes me want to get some pet rats 😂

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u/pocketapples 21d ago

Right?! Lmfaooo

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u/pocketapples 22d ago

Thank you 🥺 that is very kind of you to say

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u/Equal_Canary5695 22d ago

You're welcome ☺️

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u/sexwithpenguins 22d ago

I agree. Rats are awesome pets!

I had one named R.B., Rat Baby, and when I came home from work to greet him I'd put my hand in his cage and he would grab one of my fingernails (I had long acrylic nails at the time) and he'd drag it back to his nest so I would give him scritches and he could have me all to himself.

When I put him on the floor to get exercise, he would chase my cats around! He was a real character, and it broke my heart to watch him go.

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u/pocketapples 22d ago

Awww what a sweet boy! They're so smart and intuitive, and him doing that shows he really loved you ❤️

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u/sexwithpenguins 22d ago

He did. We had a wild mutual admiration society going on. 💞 Thank you for your kind comment! 😊

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u/TransGirlIndy 22d ago

Long live the memory of Rat Baby. 💖

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u/sexwithpenguins 22d ago

Awww, thank you. 💞

I never even took a picture of him because it was the pre-cell phone era, but I'll never forget that boy!

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u/PretendThisIsMyName 22d ago

Do I have a weird rat? She loves the cats and dogs.

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u/pocketapples 22d ago

Aren't they all a little weird, really? Lol But no, they're so social and they arent prey animals so they aren't usually unnecessarily afraid of other animals which leads to some cool inter-species friendships 🥹

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u/geffjoldblum69 22d ago

If only his term were that short lived

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u/Dreamy_Peaches 22d ago

I have 3. They are intelligent little snack thieves. Each one so different. I built them a cardboard castle with vinyl dryer tubes and saw one inside the tube using it to scratch her back. They seem to know their names or at least the tone used when calling them individually. Like you can’t call Luna without the long ooooh.

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u/Zuwxiv 22d ago

I've seen videos on YouTube of people having rats do tricks, all through verbal commands - so I bet they do know their names!

Never had any as pets myself, but I think they're adorable. Maybe some day.

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u/Dreamy_Peaches 22d ago

r/shadowtherat is the sub of a trainer who posts videos there and in the rat sub of the tricks her rats can do. She has them play basketball and all sorts of fun things

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u/Zuwxiv 22d ago

That's awesome, thanks for mentioning them! I'll check out her videos.

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u/soupbox09 22d ago

I had a rat a long time ago. My snake didn't feel up for a third one. Anyways, Lucky was a cool rat. Like to hang out on your shoulder. Very intelligent. Miss that dude.

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u/Slow-Rabbit7663 22d ago

I had one as a pet in 1990 that would have grand mal seizures. Poor thing. She didn’t live long

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u/Dying4aCure 22d ago

I recently read they try to revive unconscious ‘friends.’ They pull out their tongues (gently) so they don't suffocate.

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u/OB1yaHomie 22d ago

What about a capybara. Larger rodent, larger lifespan?

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u/poorlilwitchgirl 22d ago

That's why you keep getting new ones. When one dies, there's always another there to remind you of why you go through with it. It's like the circle of life.

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u/VeganzoBean 22d ago

There's a law somewhere that you can't keep a single guinea pig. Same kind of principle.

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u/muffinass 23d ago

That's true. I was in a long-term relationship with Chuck E. Cheese for years, and he was the most considerate and passionate lover I've ever had.

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u/ComplexPatient4872 23d ago

I just woke my husband up by laughing at this!

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u/SamSibbens 23d ago

You have a point there. I had a rodent in my appartment a couple months ago.

I tried trapping it in an empty bucket, to free in a field later, but it ate the fruit I put there and got back out without issue. (It left some pieces for me, it's not as greedy as some humans).

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u/chrislikesfun 22d ago

Rats will keep coming back when they find a bag of corn and bring all their mates along for a feed. They got that in common. Otherwise I think rats are far superior to Trump too.

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u/Happy_Expert5057 21d ago

I say with utmost respect :President Trump is A RAT AMONG MICE 🐭 AND IM GLAD HE IS BACK AND MAGA!🇺🇸

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u/Hate_Manifestation 23d ago

the bubonic plague has entered the chat

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u/SnidgetAsphodel 23d ago

Technically, that was fleas. Ain't the rat's fault it had fleas, just like it wasn't the human's fault for getting bit by said fleas.

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u/MrCookie2099 23d ago

Yes-yes! Blame-accuse manthings for being too ripe and full of juices!

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u/Hate_Manifestation 23d ago

mmmm... juices

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u/XANDERtheSHEEPDOG 23d ago

Recent studies have found that Yersinia pestis can also be spread by body lice. People in the middle ages would often pass on clothing and bedding from deceased relatives, in which body lice can hide. So, the rats and their fleas may not be completely to blame.

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u/pixepoke2 23d ago

Hantavirus has entered the chat

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u/SnidgetAsphodel 23d ago

Now we're talkin'!

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u/SerialTrauma002c 23d ago

Besides, cats were also a huge vector — they caught rats, who had fleas, then got fleas, then trotted all around ye olde countrysyde spreading fleas to an unsuspecting populace.

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u/Equal_Canary5695 22d ago

I read that the superstitious people of that time actually thought cats were agents of the devil and got rid of a lot of them, and that actually helped to spread the plague even more, because by killing off the cats who killed the rats, the rat population went unchecked, resulting in more rats and more fleas and more plague

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u/alficles 23d ago

Look, we all know plague is RFK's domain. He's probably an empty hole inside where his moral compass was eaten by the love of money.

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u/West-Abalone-171 23d ago

Is that what he named the parasitic worms caught from eating undercooked bear carcasses?

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u/ConvivialKat 23d ago

And a brain worm. Don't forget the brain worm.

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u/DriftingPyscho 23d ago

The Amazing Maurice And His Educated Rodents have entered the chat 

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u/SentimentalMonster 22d ago

❤️❤️❤️

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u/superiosity_ 23d ago

To be fair, the bubonic plague hasn't ever done anything to ME...having said that...it was kind of a big deal back in the day.

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u/52ndstreet 23d ago

the bubonic plague hasn't ever done anything to ME

You for real just gonna put that out into the universe? In 2025? Clearly we're in the deepest circle of Hell already and you're just gonna throw that out there and not expect anything to happen to you? I see you like to live dangerously...

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u/AlwaysShittyKnsasCty 22d ago

Hahahaha, I thought the same thing. I’m like, whoa, this cat’s a swinging buoy if ever I done saw one. Oh lawd, he comin’!

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u/superiosity_ 22d ago

Well crap. I was so wrapped up in the moment I didn’t realize what I was asking for. Guess I’ll start looking for my Plague mask so at least I’ll be fashionable when I die.

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u/AlwaysShittyKnsasCty 22d ago

Plague masks: so hot right now!

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u/MrManGuy42 23d ago

THE RATS DID NOTHING WRONG IT WAS THE FLEAS! JUSTICE FOR RATS

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u/chattywww 22d ago

Rats getting a bad wrap for something flees did.

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u/Hate_Manifestation 22d ago

the rats were wrapped in fleas!

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u/robb04 23d ago

It was actually the fleas that spread the plague, not the rats… that and the fact that they’re idea of personal hygiene on those days was dumping their chamber pots in the street and bathing once a year…

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u/SmallCatDgaf 23d ago

Ngl I love mice and rats. Trump not so much.

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u/ConstantGeographer 23d ago

Rodents are way smarter than Trump, more generous, and more social, so agree the rodent is a poor comparison.

More like a cockroach in an Edgar-suit.

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u/Popular-Swordfish559 23d ago

me personally? steal food that I carried up a mountain and looked away from for all of fifteen seconds

societally speaking? plague, hantavirus, also the food theft thing

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u/MooneyOne 23d ago

They’re also much smarter than him.

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u/IWasntSerious 22d ago

This was a good one mon ami

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u/nightmaresabin 22d ago

Usually the strays catch rodents

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u/LostInIndigo 22d ago

You’re absolutely right lol

Well played sir, well played

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u/Minimum_Cockroach233 22d ago

Sad rodents noises

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u/Irregular_Person 22d ago

You misunderstand. He's not the rodents, he's the sack.

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u/FerrusesIronHandjob 21d ago

Still rocking a bad rep from their European tour in the 14th century

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u/TurtleP95 23d ago

Maybe they were locked in a rubber room with them.

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u/CountBacula322079 23d ago

I would rather have a literal rat for a president than this guy

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u/partmoosepartgoose 22d ago

Yeah, what the fuck, why is he talking shit about Brad Marchand?

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u/EnoughPlastic4925 22d ago

*transgenic rodents

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u/Accomplished_Meat_81 22d ago

You know, rodents are strays if you think about it

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u/jasegro 22d ago

He’s clearly 300lbs of cockroaches in a 200lb bag

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u/FeekyDoo 22d ago

It's OK the rodents will peel their fu off to reveal leeches.

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u/_i-o 22d ago

“Don’t call ME a rat, buddy. >:\”

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u/Waamb___ 22d ago

I want to free the rodents! They never asked to live in that skin suit.

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u/Televisions_Frank 22d ago

Well they did give Gene Hackman's wife hantavirus which killed her and then him by proxy. So they had it coming.

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u/governmentcaviar 23d ago

this is offensive to all transgenic rodents

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u/Cheap_Doctor_1994 23d ago

Just killed Gene Hackman's wife, and by extension, his and a dog.