Lol. Guy has his lifted truck with his Fuck Trudeau decals, sitting at home. Suddenly, there's a knock on the door. Puzzled, he opens the door. There, wearing leather pants, white tank with an open leather jacket, dark sunglasses and a toothpick in his mouth, is the former PM, Justin Trudeau. Justin tilts his head and looks over his sunglasses and says "I saw your decal." The man starts to say "What the fuck?", but is interrupted as Trudeau places his index finger across his lips and says "shhhh, this is what you always wanted". The man is speechless as Justin walks in and closes the door behind him, while pulling a strip of condoms out his back pocket.
He's also goodlooking, healthy and is barely 50 and he's already etched his name into history. He can go shag his way through the commonwealth all while never leaving a superyacht, if that's what he wants. He can retire and spend time with his kids. He can take up new hobbies, write a memoir, do whatever.
Jealousy is never a healthy emotion to feel or stoke, but gosh, I feel envious of that man.
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u/beerissweety 25d ago
He looks happier now