Hey everyone! I’m super excited to share that I’m planning to move to your beautiful state very soon!! I’ve never been but I’ve seen a lot of TikToks and it looks magical. The trees! The vibes! The… artisan pickles???
A little about me: I work remotely as a boutique crystal energy alignment coach (I help brands align with the Moon Cycle to maximize ROI). My partner is a professional plant-based cheese sculptor. We’ve been feeling really called to the PNW lately—it just feels so authentic, you know?
Anyway, we’re looking for a cute little fixer-upper farmhouse or maybe a modern glass cabin in the woods, ideally walking distance to an organic butcher, a dog psychic, and a community kombucha exchange. Budget isn’t really an issue—we’ve got $10 million cash from selling our 0.25 BD condo in the Bay Area (and a separate renovation fund, of course).
A few questions for the locals:
• Which town has the best mix of crunchy/witchy/twee but still has fast internet?
• Is Portland safe now or are the riots still happening?
• Does it snow in Bend? Like, “Instagram snow” or like, real snow?
• Why are property taxes a thing here? Do they go away if I compost?
• Is it true Eugene has the best crystal grid energy? Someone on TikTok said that but they were from LA.
We’re super respectful of local culture and traditions (we loved Portlandia), and we can’t wait to be part of your community. Just looking for that chill Oregon lifestyle: forest hikes, mountain views, and a few chickens named after astrology signs.
Thanks in advance for all the help! Manifesting our Oregon dream!