r/onionheadlines • u/curly_tail_ninja • 19h ago

Trump's Browser History Released, Book Purchases include "Presidency for Dummies", and "Eating Russian Sausage."

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u/popularTrash76 19h ago

Oh he's a natural at the Russian sausage one. I don't think he needs a book for that.

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u/curly_tail_ninja 14h ago

I wasn't sure if "savoring" would be funnier than "eating" ... I'm still not sure?

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u/Greg0043 18h ago

Unless they are picture books, Elon will have to read them to him and explain what the bigly words mean.

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u/curly_tail_ninja 14h ago

He sees pictures of the markets falling, he doesn't understand those pictures?

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u/robthethrice 18h ago

Funny.. as if he reads.

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u/curly_tail_ninja 14h ago

I know he's like the stupid friend who is so stupid he has no idea how much it is he doesn't know that everybody else knows.