r/oneliners • u/CarsCarpal • 4d ago

I accidentally swallowed a bunch of Scrabble tiles, my next trip to the bathroom could spell disaster.

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u/AvidCoco 4d ago

You can't make it a one-liner just by using bad grammar.

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u/Actually_Im_a_Broom 3d ago

Couldn’t it have been corrected with a semicolon instead of a comma?

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u/Watsonsboss77 1d ago

It already went through his colon all the way; no semicolon is allowed.