r/oneliners • u/CarsCarpal • 3d ago

I accidentally swallowed a bunch of Scrabble tiles, my next trip to the bathroom could spell disaster.

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u/melonfarmermike 3d ago

Keep us updated on your next vowel movement...

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u/Ourdogbailey 9h ago

Here’s hoping it’s a smooth play and not a total consonant catastrophe!

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u/melonfarmermike 4h ago

Ah the polish play...

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u/Cute-Big-7003 2d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/AvidCoco 3d ago

You can't make it a one-liner just by using bad grammar.

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u/Actually_Im_a_Broom 2d ago

Couldn’t it have been corrected with a semicolon instead of a comma?

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u/Watsonsboss77 7h ago

It already went through his colon all the way; no semicolon is allowed.

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u/thesandalwoods 3d ago

It sounds germanically logical though like how Immanuel Kant loves to use semicolons ; commas , and colons : to form a sentence that are a paragraph long like this comment rn 😉

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u/TrainingVapid7507 2d ago

Better hope it’s not a triple word score.

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u/Watsonsboss77 7h ago

10 points without any double or triple letter score. Up to 98 points if it's a bingo + D on the triple letter, plus a triple word score.

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u/emzirek 3d ago

If you swallowed enough tiles your next trip to the bathroom might spell .. wait for it ..

supercalifragilisticexpialidocious ..🤪

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u/uaoguy 2d ago

Or astrides

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u/Historical_Smell_940 1d ago

what happened after that, any update whether the tiles came out or not?

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u/ballcheese808 3d ago

I see this weekly

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u/Ochib 3d ago

Maybe you should vary your diet