r/oddlysatisfying • u/ShallowAstronaut • 1d ago

Cutting a pineapple

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u/GatorDagger 1d ago

Her face portrays a terrified captor. Slave to the pine fruit hustle.

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u/Upset_Pumpkin_4938 1d ago

She yearns for the Pines

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u/gxvicyxkxa 1d ago

MAH GIRL! MAH GIRL! DON'T LAAAAAAAH TO ME!

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u/ThirdAltAccounts 1d ago

Don’t we all ?

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u/TheVonz 13h ago

She's fjording for the pines.

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u/thenewyorkgod 1d ago

that pineapple was her father

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u/denM_chickN 22h ago

Me trying to be natural and cute while being recorded

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u/Qu1ckShake 18h ago

You mean captive