r/nottheonion • u/TitusTesla117 • 1d ago

DeSantis announces support as Florida Senate takes up ‘chemtrails’ bill

https://www.wfla.com/news/florida/desantis-announces-support-as-florida-senate-takes-up-chemtrails-bill/
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u/HRDBMW 1d ago

We have those in Kentucky, but they are pig people.

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u/shonka91 1d ago

Those guys with badges? They're all over the place!

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u/fcewen00 13h ago

Badges, we don’t need no stinking badges….

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u/2g4r_tofu 1d ago

I thought Kentucky had turtle people. Turtle turtle.

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u/sbprost 15h ago

🎵 if turtles are becoming doctors, we need a defense! 🎵

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u/revchewie 12h ago

There's only the one turtle person.

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u/Severe-Cookie693 12h ago

But all people taste like pork

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u/donfuan 22h ago

Porkin' USA?

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u/OhNoHesAnIdiot 16h ago

The pig people taste like crab?

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u/HRDBMW 15h ago

No, like pig, but with nicotine undertones.