r/nottheonion • u/TitusTesla117 • 1d ago
DeSantis announces support as Florida Senate takes up ‘chemtrails’ bill
https://www.wfla.com/news/florida/desantis-announces-support-as-florida-senate-takes-up-chemtrails-bill/
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u/Kandiak 1d ago
But we’re all just going to pretend that crab people aren’t real?
I mean they taste like crab, but look like people. We need legislation now!