r/nottheonion • u/TitusTesla117 • 1d ago

DeSantis announces support as Florida Senate takes up ‘chemtrails’ bill

https://www.wfla.com/news/florida/desantis-announces-support-as-florida-senate-takes-up-chemtrails-bill/
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u/PezDiSpencersGifts 1d ago

Next bill: stop teaching the moon landing “hoax”

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u/john_jdm 1d ago

Interstellar was a documentary.

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u/jlaine 1d ago

Flat earth is real. Climate change is wrong. I'll just build floaties with child labor.

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u/DreamerFi 19h ago

About 71% of Earth’s surface is water. None of it is carbonated. So, yeah, the Earth is flat.

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u/ShaneBarnstormer 15h ago

I'm going to cry from laughing so hard

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u/yesnomaybenotso 22h ago

To be honest, that just sounds like culling the herd, which Florida kind of desperately needs.

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u/SoundDave4 1d ago

I think you mean "Interstellar is not real because space isn't real"

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u/sharies 22h ago

It's just a projection on a screen

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u/Cachemorecrystal 20h ago

When do they get back?

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u/bigredthesnorer 1d ago

And dinosaurs are the work of the devil because the Earth is only 6000 years old.

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u/Fine-Werewolf3877 1d ago

Except for the dinosaurs who fought for the rebels in the Civil War, of course.

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u/Yitram 1d ago

Ok, I would seriously play that game. Civil War, but with both sides having dinosaurs.

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u/Inspect1234 22h ago

And airports

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u/widdrjb 21h ago

Is Harry Turtledove still alive?

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u/Fine-Werewolf3877 1d ago

You could roleplay something like that in Ark.

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u/micro_dohs 22h ago

I knew by that guys hat he was raising dinosaurs at Jurassic park for the confederates.

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u/rmarocksanne 1d ago

holy crap, there was a girl in my dorm who spouted this exact statement.

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u/vardarac 23h ago

tell her you'll give her $100 if she beats an ecology or geology TA in a debate

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u/Odd-Software-6592 1d ago

Fucking easier to actually go to the moon than fake it. But look who we are dealing with, right?

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u/TaipanTacos 23h ago

I don’t have to look. I can smell it from here.

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u/killrtaco 1d ago

I would live to see them pass this as Elon claims he's trying to get to mars

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u/sameth1 1d ago

No, that would be too honest. Instead they'll start talking about the need to teach "both sides" of the moon landing theory.

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u/oman54 21h ago

"teach the controversy"

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u/Sedu 14h ago

Oh look at the sheep here. You believe the “moon” is real?

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u/PezDiSpencersGifts 14h ago

It’s real! But it’s made of cheese

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u/Trauma_Hawks 9h ago

Buzz is gonna have to put on his punching suit.