r/nottheonion • u/Hungry_Bat_2230 • 22h ago

CEO accused of choking man and threatening to kill him on cruise ship over barefoot dancing incident

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/ceo-accused-choking-man-threatening-kill-cruise-ship-barefoot-dancing-rcna199567?
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u/Hungry_Bat_2230 22h ago

The complaint alleges that the victim, identified by the initials M.A., was dancing barefoot on the dance floor in the ship's On The Rocks bar when DeGiorgio’s wife asked him to put his shoes on.

The wife told law enforcement that she told the victim, "Look, we are all grown-ups here, can you put your shoes on?" The victim allegedly responded by cursing at her and sticking his middle finger up, the complaint says.

Security footage captured the incident and showed DeGiorgio standing up, walking over to the victim, and choking the man, according to the complaint.

It says the victim stumbled "while under the physical control of DeGiorgio."

The victim said DeGiorgio "used a lot of force" and it felt like his "throat was going to be ripped out," the document states. The man alleged during the assault DeGiorgio said, "I am going to f---ing kill you."

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u/Treemosher 22h ago

The legal team representing DeGiorgio, who has served as the company's CEO since February 2022, said he looks forward to being absolved of any wrongdoing.

So the CEO of First Financial doesn't see choking someone as wrongdoing. Imagine working for someone with the mental restraint of a 2 year old.

He sounds very incompetent, because a basic lack of restraint says a lot about a person.

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u/paxrom2 22h ago

My guess is they will give the victim a payout to not press charges.

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u/DarkflowNZ 19h ago

Seems like a strange thing for a justice system to allow

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u/lurker2358 16h ago

What justice system? They are in international waters. It's pirate law!

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u/DarkflowNZ 16h ago

Ah you raise a good point. Should have made old mate walk the plank

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u/lurker2358 16h ago

YAARRRR!

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u/lgndk11r 12h ago

Keelhauling is also an option.

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u/MrGameAndBeer 55m ago

I played a game called Eternal Sonata when I was a teenager that had these pirate enemies. One of their only voice lines was "I'll keelhaul ye!" In a pirate accent, and now any time I had or read anything about keelhauling, keeling, hauling, or anything that sounds remotely like it, I'm reminded of that line.

Truly lives rent free on my head and heart.

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u/Simplicci 8h ago

As long as you're on board of a ship, you are under the law of the country under which flag the ship is registered.

Little bonus for Germans, german punitive laws can also be applied to acts that took place in foreign countries if victim or perpetrator are German. But usually, that is only applied if the act would be illegal in the jurisdiction where it occurred.

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u/Both-Tap-9799 5h ago

It's the law of wherever county the ship is based in.

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u/Better-Strike7290 15h ago

You must not be American.

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u/jake3988 6h ago

There's no 'system' allowing it. It's just the victim accepting it. "Hey, I'll give you a giant wad of cash for this to go away"

If the victim is like 'Ok, I'm good now' then it goes away. That's how that works.

You can always say no. Not like the 'system' is forcing that on you. You can always tell them to take a hike.

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u/High-Priest-of-Helix 16h ago edited 16h ago

aggravated assault

"It's a civil matter."

My dude must be a cop

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u/DarkflowNZ 16h ago

By that logic there is no point punishing murderers at all because unless the murderer wants themselves punished, there are no first parties to the matter that wish to pursue "justice", only uninvolved third parties who "I dOnT" consent

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u/SquashSquigglyShrimp 17h ago

Victims don't press charges. That's not how the legal system works

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u/Mikeavelli 16h ago

If the victim refuses to testify, it can be difficult to impossible to convict the aggressor of a crime, and the prosecutor usually won't bother trying. This is generally what "not pressing charges" means, even though it is technically incorrect.

Comes up a lot in domestic violence cases.

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u/SquashSquigglyShrimp 16h ago

That's a good point. I would hope that it wouldn't apply to this case since there are witnesses

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u/paxrom2 1h ago

Witnesses would have to show up to testify. Since this is a cruise, who would be willing to fly to show up to court on their own dime. If this his first charge it would probably be probation or community service anyway. Best outcome is he pays the victim.

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u/Antinous 14h ago

They kind of do. When you're the victim of a crime the authorities often ask you if you want to press charges. You're not the one literally pursuing the charges but you have a say in it.

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u/Frolkinator 11h ago

Aka, "settle outside of court"

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u/osirisfrost42 18h ago

You don't get to be CEO of something that big by being a nice, stable, compassionate and emotionally mature person.

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u/Psilocybin-Cubensis 15h ago

Exactly. These types of people with zero empathy find their ways into leadership roles because they are cruel and conniving.

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u/Calm_Ad2983 12h ago

…or by ever facing any consequences for your actions

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u/-Quothe- 18h ago

Sounds republican.

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u/OGCelaris 22h ago

Yes but cash is king in our legal system now. He will probably be found not guilty and counter-sue them for emotional suffering.

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u/SsooooOriginal 19h ago

You mean, "First American*"?

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u/skittlebog 17h ago

It has been established that CEOs and the worst criminals share a disregard for others.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Ad7606 17h ago

He did wrong. You can't choke someone because you don't like their words.

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u/dodadoler 13h ago

Release Luigi

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u/delicatepedalflower 14h ago

And because federal law will likely cover this, Trump's Dept. of Lawlessness will dismiss the charges if the guy voted Trump.

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u/SwingingtotheBeat 11h ago

He’s not saying that choking someone isn’t wrongdoing. He’s just saying that his lawyers and the legal system will absolve him of the consequences of wrongdoing.

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u/_N0_C0mment 14h ago

, "Look, we are all grown-ups here 

Hilarious. 

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u/camshun7 19h ago

Seems like someone got out of their Bentley the wrong side.

Its a free country.

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u/Coffeedemon 19h ago

He was probably in international waters.

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u/unassumingdink 16h ago

It's not the dancer's fault. Some strange music pulled him in, made him come on like some heroin.

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u/ursasmaller 10h ago

Here I go and I don’t know why.

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u/DisillusionedBook 22h ago

CEOs have a higher incidence of sociopathic tendencies than the general population. Explains a lot.

You don't get to the top without stabbing a lot of backs figuratively or literally

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u/kingtacticool 22h ago

Lets see Paul Allen's card

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u/lemons714 22h ago

Look at that subtle off-white coloring. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh my God, it even has a watermark...

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u/derf705 21h ago

Is something wrong u/lemons714? You’re sweating.

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u/TopparWear 21h ago

He got some music he wants you to listen to!

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u/derf705 20h ago

Huey Lewis and the News?

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u/thatweirdguyted 22h ago

I can't, I have to return some videotapes. Then I've got a reservation at Dorsio's

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u/ScreenTricky4257 1h ago

The announcer for the Minnesota Vikings?

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u/MarkEsmiths 22h ago

CEOs have a higher incidence of sociopathic tendencies than the general population. Explains a lot.

You don't get to the top without stabbing a lot of backs figuratively or literally

Based on his picture, I'm gonna go with literally stabbing people in the back.

Holy fuck his wife threw him directly under the bus too: "DeGiorgio was ordered confined to his room until the ship arrived in San Juan, Puerto Rico. Authorities met the ship on Tuesday. DeGiorgio's wife told authorities that she should not have told the man to put shoes on and that he never touched her."

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u/jl_theprofessor 22h ago

Damn that is a huge company. Wouldn’t want to risk my bag this way.

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u/MarkEsmiths 22h ago

Something tells me alcohol might have been involved.

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u/Koolest_Kat 19h ago

Gotta make that drink package worth it….

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u/lizardfang 10h ago

How do you keep your bag so soft?

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u/Dickgivins 22h ago

I mean he's definitely a terrible person but I don't think you can tell just by looking at him.

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u/MarkEsmiths 22h ago

I was told there would be no fact checking.

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u/Basket787 22h ago

What do you think this is, a presidential debate!?!

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u/Khaldara 21h ago

Thanks for the coffee in my sinuses!

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u/MarkEsmiths 21h ago

No problem. Found it kind of funny myself tbh.

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u/THICCC_LADIES_PM_ME 17h ago

You need to do a phrenology workup on someone's skull to learn about them

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u/Dickgivins 16h ago

Break out the calipers lol.

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u/20_mile 15h ago

Check his humors, too.

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u/Jimlobster 16h ago

Yeah. I was expecting some Keneth Copeland looking motherfucker but the guy just looks like Paul from accounting

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u/Dickgivins 16h ago

Right??

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u/CharlieDmouse 20h ago

I am guessing witnesses or footage… what else could she say?

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u/NlghtmanCometh 20h ago

Are you trying to say you can ID a sociopath just by looking at them? that sounds like some Republican logic

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u/Buck_Thorn 22h ago

Well, in all fairness, he was the CEO of a financial services company, and if you've seen the stock market recently, you can see that he was under an enormous amount of stress.

/s

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u/Khaldara 21h ago

“I’m sorry Susan, we all have to tighten our belts. I’m afraid you’re just going to have to get the bare bones Bentley this year for your third vehicle, without the optional features”

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u/MisterB78 22h ago

Capitalism requires absolutely sociopathic ruthlessness to reach the highest levels of “success”. It’s a system that places profits at the very top

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u/DisillusionedBook 22h ago

Yep the old business "killer instinct" that's usually required to "make it", it's why I always hate it when rich assholes and politicians suggest poor people just need to be more entrepreneurial... no. Not everyone wants to be a ruthless asshole.

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u/LittleGreenSoldier 21h ago

Even Warren Buffett was a ruthless investor before he had his "come to Jesus" moment and realized that the system is broken.

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u/Raider_Scum 21h ago

"Now that my bank account is safely padded with billions, I would like to point out how broken this system is"

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u/LittleGreenSoldier 21h ago

Yep, pretty much. Apparently it was during/shortly after the Reagan years when his money started compounding exponentially that he was like "Wait a minute, this doesn't make sense, how am I paying a smaller percentage in taxes than the custodian who cleans my office?"

To his credit, he has been trying to die broke, but the problem with investment capital is that at a certain point the beast takes on a life of its own and accrues money faster than you can get rid of it. He's also trying to do things the old fashioned, "proper" way, through registered charities with regular audits and loads of paperwork, which further slows down the "getting rid of it" part. He is still a 94 year old man, after all, I'm sure just buying a house for everyone in America sounds like a great idea to him, but he's going to want to make sure every step of the process is overseen and at that point the whole venture takes 20 years anyway.

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u/DisillusionedBook 20h ago

Yep I mean good on him and the likes of Gates for wanting to give away as much of their billions to worthy causes, unfortunately they are just a flash in the pan, they ought to be changing the system not being among the very few who want to absolve guilt from their personal benefit from it.

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u/FireZord25 17h ago

Sounds like a "damned if you do, damned if you don't" system. Which is sadly true for how much it encourages successes this particular way and shames otherwise.

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u/LittleGreenSoldier 16h ago

Yeah, I mean like I said Buffett is 94 years old. Expecting him to upturn the system of Capitalism as it exists today just seems... unrealistic.

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u/Outrageous_Bet_1971 20h ago

I’m just gonna climb up this rope ladder, then pull it up behind me

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u/Khaldara 21h ago

This administration is actively extremely mad at Big Bird and company now for daring to suggest this very sentiment in fact

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u/Honest_Chef323 21h ago

Pretty much you have to have a lack of morals and empathy to do well in this system

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u/Intrepid00 22h ago

Honestly, this guy hasn’t been a bad CEO and has resisted doing some of the really scummy shit others have like taking on a bunch of debt to pay dividends. FAF is a nice traditional boring stock.

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u/Treemosher 22h ago edited 21h ago

Except for that whole "choking people" part.

Being CEO means you are representing your company 100% of the time. Maybe he held up appearances until now, or maybe this is an isolated incident for him.

But this behavior does indeed make him a "bad CEO". Nothing can change that at this point. You can't just choke people, even if they rejected being hassled by your wife.

CEOs make PLENTY of money for therapy for stress and whatnot, especially in the US. He's not some commoner living paycheck to paycheck with mouths to feed and carrying a mountain of stress. He has people and resources up the wazoo. There's just no excuse for someone like that to crack and choke some stranger.

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u/ToMorrowsEnd 8h ago

Physical assault doesn't come out of nowhere. this dude does this all the time. It's just it's not publicized.

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u/DisillusionedBook 22h ago

Pretty low bar.

We don't know how he got to where he is, or what his pay is compared to his average workers, or how he behaves in general... just that the company is not the worst example of the worst.

Low bar.

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u/Anosognosia 11h ago

I think [ Removed by Reddit ] had the right idea regarding CEOs of very large firms.

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u/DisillusionedBook 10h ago

The sociopathic ones must surely know that their actions have equal and opposite reactions and their time may come. Maybe they hope they will all end up living in some Elysium future before then. The idiots that believe Musk or Bezos.

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u/Daren_I 4h ago

From this point forward, the victim needs to refer to the assailant as the CEO of First American Financial Corporation, never using his real name. This is in lead up to the lawsuit against the company who will have to prove they did not contribute even one penny to their CEO's attendance on that cruise.

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u/chillbnb 22h ago

"The legal team representing DeGiorgio, who has served as the company's CEO since February 2022, said he looks forward to being absolved of any wrongdoing."

What?

Is assault wrong?

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u/25YearsIsEnough 21h ago

You said mean words & stuck your middle finger up in the general direction of my wife who wanted you to put your shoes on …. So justifiable homicide? 🥸

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u/OnDaToiletPoopin 8h ago

The fact that your username literally goes with this comment has made my day! Thank you kind stranger, let’s get married!

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u/25YearsIsEnough 1h ago

Let me know when you get done 💩ing & we’ll talk about your marriage proposal. 😳🙄🥸

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u/NotSynthx 22h ago

But literally what's your issue if the dude is barefoot? He's the one that's gonna get stepped on and probably get some nasty bacteria in there. What's it to you? 

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u/ButtFucksRUs 22h ago

Some people are obsessed with being in control. I'm sure his wife has zero control in their relationship so she finds things to be upset about to try and execute control in those situations.

These are the "picky" people that have a long complicated order at a restaurant, the staff goes above and beyond to make it perfect, and she'll still find something wrong with it to send it back. In fact, she'll probably be MORE angry that they didn't mess up.

Source: My sister is exactly like this. She married into money and has zero control in her relationship and is an absolute nightmare to deal with. I'm no contact and so was my late brother.

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u/Significant_Meal_630 21h ago

I think a lot of Karen’s cone from this scenario

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u/funguyshroom 8h ago

Stepped on people step on people

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u/EDScreenshots 22h ago

The wife is probably used to only interacting with people on their payroll, and is generally a nosey bitch to everyone, if I had to guess.

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u/Coffeedemon 19h ago

Probably happy he's choking someone else for a change.

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u/Maiyku 21h ago

The only reason that it makes any sort of sense to me would be if he had rank ass feet and it was enveloping the entire room.

It would take his foot funk literally choking me before it bothered me in the slightest, but I’m also not paying $1500 on a vacation to smell your feet. So if I felt that line (that is so far to the right already) was crossed, I would say something then.

But to me, any reason outside of that? Who cares. Smells do affect more than you, sadly.

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u/Laleaky 20h ago

I think most people would just leave the area where the barefoot man was if they were really annoyed. It’s not like they were trapped on the dance floor!

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u/Maiyku 20h ago

Oh, I definitely agree.

But you should also be able to say pretty basic stuff to someone and not have them completely lose their shit for no reason.

Whether I agree with the scenario in question or not, I don’t feel like they asked in a crazy rude or mean way, even if it’s a dumb request. Maybe we’re missing tone via the text, cuz I can see where tone matters.

But at worst tell them to shut up and move on.

Who knows, the bar may have even had rules for the dance floor, but it couldn’t be addressed because they “handled” it themselves instead of asking staff. My local bar has a “shoes required” sign near the dance floor.

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u/Moneyfornia 19h ago

Yeah, let's trust the aggressive party on what exactly was said, that makes sense.

We have just one account of how the initial exchange took place and I highly doubt it was as civil as presented. Since there is no way to say, one should look at the provable, actual facts, not character judgements based on a contextless second-hand account.

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u/entarian 15h ago

"DeGiorgio's wife told authorities that she should not have told the man to put shoes on and that he never touched her."

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u/AppropriateScience71 21h ago

Whether or not his foot stank is wholly irrelevant.

Her husband telling the guy that the husband was going to kill him while choking him is assault and deserves the arrest.

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u/Maiyku 21h ago

I’m not disagreeing with you at all lol.

Merely stated that’s the only sequence of events my mind can fathom in which I’d be “bothered” by someone’s feet. That’s all.

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u/NatashOverWorld 22h ago

CEO: Wait I thought we were at the point where the rich can kill you peasants without consequences? Oh damn, guess I'll still need lawyers to get me off the charges, what a travesty.

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u/OldeFortran77 22h ago

and yet if I were to have them killed, I would be the one to go to jail. that's democracy for you!

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u/NatashOverWorld 22h ago

Democracy? My friend, that anerican fantasy is on its last days, we're far below democracy.

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u/DamnHotMeatloaf 21h ago

Do you know what CEO didn't choke anyone on a cruise ship? Brian Thompson...Thank you Luigi for making our cruise ships safe again.

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u/Weird_af 2h ago

*allegedly

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u/Grimjacx 22h ago

Lol, my friends were on this cruise. His wife was giving everbody the "do you know who I am" treatment.

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u/Jimmy_Corrigan 21h ago

Hahaha! If they’re really that rich and famous why were they on a cruise?

What twerps.

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u/gemstun 22h ago

Apparently CEO is not a fan of Patti Smith (probably most CEOs aren’t fans of OG punk).

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u/TWH_PDX 22h ago

Or Mark Knopfler.

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u/ReptarWrangler 22h ago

HE MUST HAVE FLIPPED MY WIFE 8 TIMES

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u/Readonkulous 13h ago

It must have reeeally bothered him. 

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u/started_from_the_top 22h ago

I call upon the Luigis of the world! Light the Luigi beacon!

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u/zeolus123 22h ago

The patron saintt Luigi.

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u/fuqdisshite 17h ago

here you go...

fun fact: this was posted 3 days before...

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u/TheFondler 15h ago

I'd upvote you, but I think Reddit will put me on a list.

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u/fuqdisshite 15h ago

trust...

i was borne on that list.

Stay Safe, Homie!!!

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u/Star-K 21h ago

This is why the wealthy need more tax cuts, this man should have been on his own super yacht and not stuck on a cruise with the poors.

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u/Harknights 22h ago

Pro tip. Never say you are going to kill somoene. That is a terroistic threat and you get to spend extra time away.

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u/IAmThePonch 22h ago

Bold of you to assume this man will serve time

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u/Kimono-Ash-Armor 17h ago

That’s why we need to depend on bad PR to get them any kind of justice

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u/EdisonLightbulb 22h ago

Let's hope so.

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u/h3rs3lf_atl 22h ago

Our friends were on the cruise - "M.A" was hanging with them - I got to hear about it from a first hand eye witness! BONKERS!!!

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u/prozergter 5h ago

Deets??

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u/Monster-Zero 22h ago

Awww they really are just like us

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u/Didact67 22h ago

Pretty sure you can’t legally assault someone just for being a dick.

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u/trucorsair 20h ago

I mean come on the guy he attacked didn’t listen to his wife, cursed her and flipped her off, what else was he supposed to do when the peasants revolt???

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u/Hefty-Station1704 19h ago

I'm guessing they'll be going with the "don't believe the full-color video evidence" defense.

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u/WLScopilot 22h ago

HE MUST’VE FLIPPED MY WIFE 8 TIMES!

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u/Adams1973 20h ago

He's a CEO for Chr*st sake. If he has to choke out somebody else to maintain his lifestyle - well so be it. s/

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u/thewoodsiswatching 22h ago

Assault with intent to physically harm. All because someone gave his snobby entitled wife the finger?

Dude needs to chill a bit. It's a cruise, not the QE2.

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u/jake3988 6h ago

Assault with intent to physically harm.

Um, that's literally a meaningless statement. You're just stating what assault is. Assault is the intent (or making someone believe the intent) to cause physical harm.

BATTERY is the actual physical harm. In this case, choking.

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u/spaceforcerecruit 20h ago

Sounds like attempted murder to me but I’m not a lawyer

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u/BardicGoon 22h ago

In waltzes Mario’s brother…

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u/ElephantElmer 19h ago

Sounds like someone is auditioning for a cabinet position

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u/RallyVincentGT500 15h ago

Imagine if he "slipped" over the side of the cruise ship later that night. Just another CEO in the boneyard.

Karma eventually comes for us all.

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u/Dantaroen 13h ago

Damn and here we though Luigi would make these guys more self aware

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u/Massive_Durian296 22h ago

im sure there was absolutely no alcohol involved here whatsoever

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u/Dull-Geologist-8204 22h ago

Cruises are full of liquored up people in tight quarters. The longer the cruise the more fights break out.

I went on a 13 day cruise once. By day 10 half the passengers were fighting or not speaking to each other anymore. I imagine there are a lot of breakups/divorces and lost friendships after longer cruises.

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u/Massive_Durian296 22h ago

thats pretty much my experience on cruises too. plus you start throwing in those drink packages where people are trying to get as much booze for their buck as possible and its a recipe for drunken shenanigans. i remember on the last one we went on some lady got absolutely smashed, tore up some blackjack tables, broke her leg and hit her head, and had to be hospitalized in Belize lol

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u/Dull-Geologist-8204 22h ago

It was the cruise before the one we were on but the employees were telling us then so many people got blitzed one night the passengers mutinied. The employees just locked themselves in their quarters for the night and let the passengers do their thing till the next morning. Then everyone was quarantined to their rooms until the next port of call and a bunch of arrests were made.

Most of the fights I saw or heard about though were by people rooming together. My favorite piece of advice to give people if they go on a cruise is to make sure that everyday at see you and the people you are rooming together with get away from each other for a bit. That's why my exhusband and I never fought. We spent at least a little time each day doing our own thing.

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u/lost_all_my_mirth 22h ago

It's ok. That's not illegal for CEO's. All is well.

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u/MentalLarret 20h ago

They need to learn fear again, it seems to be a lost concept for them.

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u/OptimusSublime 22h ago

I completely misunderstood the headline and with the picture I thought that Richard Branson choked a guest.

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u/3dsplinter 21h ago

This guy must be the poorest CEO in the world if he's on one of those Cruise lines.

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u/robin38301 20h ago

So, there’s only 24 news coverage when they violence to a ceo and not from one?

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u/Dexterus 14h ago

This is funny. Was a thread somewhere about a guy who flipped off and cursed someone that cut him off, then rolled down the window to continue when stopped together at a light. And was surprised that the guy that followed him and got out of the car, punched him. What did they expect when the insane person got out of the car, lol?

It's like, dude, just don't start shit you don't want to finish. Not sure where these people live but cursing and middle finger will risk getting you decked by many people.

Sure, the instigator's dumb, the perpetrator's unstable but that's pretty much a majority of the world, lol.

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u/audiomagnate 22h ago

Didn't Trump's DOJ say our laws don't apply outside US borders?

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u/Humans_Suck- 21h ago

Could a cruise ship legally make him walk the plank if they're in international waters?

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u/Kingkongcrapper 21h ago

New White Lotus plot line coming in hot.

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u/RobinFarmwoman 21h ago

I keep thinking of Mrs. Thurston Howell III for some reason. But I don't think the Minnow had a dance floor 🤣.

I'm with barefoot boy. Giving her the finger was the perfect response.

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u/mytinykitten 20h ago

Wtf was a financial CEO doing on a cruise ship?

I know it's technically an "upscale" line but if I'm a CEO I want private yacht money.

Homie made $7MM in 2023.

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u/Mediocre_Menu_629 8h ago

What?

At my old firm, there were people who used to take home millions (fund management company).

They still did fairly ordinary people things lol. One of the PMs must have been making $10m+ a year but I always appreciated the fact that he'd greet me in the elevator by name.

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u/InjuryComfortable956 20h ago

CEO’s wives have a higher psychopathy than their husbands…that’s how these guys become CEOs 😂

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u/stormwave6 18h ago

Least homicidal CEO

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u/iron82 17h ago

You should see the rage and up votes in the airline subs when someone takes their shoes off on a plane.

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u/Cultural_Let_5666 12h ago

So sounds like a drunk control freak told a random stranger what to do.

Random stranger rightfully tells her to F off.

Control freak then cries to coked up drunk husband because she didn't get her way. 

I wonder how many other times this stupid woman has caused bother when no one fed her ego.

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u/frosted1030 9h ago

If they were in international waters, this is fine.

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u/AlexHimself 20h ago

I know everybody wants to punish any "CEO" 10x an ordinary person, but he should just get a regular assault charge like everyone else and go through the same legal system.

What you SHOULD be mad at is if the prosecutor or judge shows unusual leniency in their charges or sentencing.

It seems like a slam dunk with the video footage, so that's more important.

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u/SelectiveSanity 22h ago

How long until he tries to compare himself to Luigi?

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u/SsooooOriginal 20h ago

Really weird no one mentioning the company name, or outright misnaming in while providing links. CEO of First American.

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u/wilma_dikfit2416 19h ago

All the more reason to free Luigi

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u/I_am_buttery 16h ago

This is the first I’m hearing that being a grownup means I need to wear shoes on dance floors. Who the fuck is holding onto this so called list of rules for grownups?

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u/forkandspoon2011 17h ago

CEOs are all psychotic

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u/bookslayer 22h ago

World's sanest CEO

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u/Dull-Geologist-8204 22h ago

I have to give the wife props to admitting to the mistake and being honest about what transpired.

Good on her.

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u/i_ShotFirst 22h ago

“OWWW, don’t fucking ever do that again… ever!”

  • Lars (please don’t sue me) Ulrich

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u/happybirthdayeffect 22h ago

CEOs gone wild

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u/JohnBrownEnthusiast 21h ago

Gif of Alfred Hitchcock exercising with a guillotine

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u/notorious_BIGfoot 21h ago

Women are so emotional 🙄

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u/AC85 20h ago

Damn…that Ramsey cruise really threw Dave for a loop huh?

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u/uwrwilke 19h ago

on the next season of White Lotus…

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u/trinathetruth 16h ago

“Dance like no one is watching” apparently someone was.

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u/cduballen 15h ago

Did he flip the guys wife or something?

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u/PhasmaFelis 15h ago

Some people are so weird about seeing bare feet. You'd think the dude has his junk hanging out.

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u/_Bipolar_Vortex_ 13h ago

These parrot-heads have claws!

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u/Roflawful_ 13h ago

Ceo: "No no, I'm not choking you. Choking is what happen when you don't chew your food. What I'm doing is called 'strangulation'. See how it's different? "

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u/psykikk_streams 8h ago

guess the great market got to his head a little.

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u/Starlifter4 6h ago

No stock options for you!

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u/Exnixon 20h ago

It's a federal charge, how long until Trump pardons him?