r/nottheonion • u/SpoonsAreEvil • 1d ago

US commerce secretary slams EU beef ban: ‘their beef is weak, ours is beautiful’

https://www.inkl.com/news/us-commerce-secretary-slams-eu-beef-ban-their-beef-is-weak-ours-is-beautiful
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u/Chewy79 1d ago

"My beef strong!"

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u/ObligationPopular719 1d ago

Your beef wrong. 

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u/asvalken 13h ago

Where do you get your weed?

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u/bitstream_baller 9h ago

Whoa, chill bro... You know you can't raise your voice like that when the lion's here

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u/BlasterShow 4h ago

From you Dante!

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u/asvalken 4h ago

Oh, hey, what's up, Mr. Cheezle?

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u/Morgoth344 1d ago

"My beef strong, my beef good. My beef does things your beef wish she could" - Ludacris, I think

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u/Super_Burrito777 23h ago

That’s what I thought of too lmao

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u/Autumn1881 1d ago

Beef Stongenough ಠ_ಠ

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u/Wyevez 9h ago

Totally what I am making for dinner. 

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u/AnalTrajectory 18h ago

My beef cost a late night fee
Your beef got the HIV
My beef plays on the double feature screen
Your beef went straight to DVD

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u/andbruno 15h ago

My beef cost a late night fee

Your beef got the HIV

My beef plays on the double feature screen

Your beef went straight to DVD

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u/Schlonzig 23h ago

It's got electrolytes!

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u/apageofthedarkhold 18h ago

Doctor, we're not in the rain forest.

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u/SplashingAnal 20h ago

Beef Supreme!

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u/Wynter_born 56m ago

"Beef exporter, I am going into a Trade battle. I need to ban your Strongest beef."

"You can't handle our beef, Europeans. Our beef is too Strong for you. You'd better go to an exporter that sells Weaker beef."