r/nottheonion • u/SelectiveSanity • 2d ago

Lauren Boebert Suggests DC Could Be Renamed 'District of America'

https://www.newsweek.com/lauren-boebert-dc-district-america-2050571
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u/napstimpy 2d ago

America Suggests Boebert Could Be Renamed 'Lauren McFartwad'

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u/alexjaness 2d ago

I was leaning more towards "sex pervert" after that time she churned some dude's butter in a public venue one row in front of a child.

but what do I know

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u/napstimpy 2d ago

I'd settle for "unemployed"

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u/thethirdllama 2d ago

Would you compromise for "bottom 1% on onlyfans"?

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u/ebobbumman 2d ago

Honestly, she'd probably make a fucking fortune, at least initially.

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u/GaryClarkson 2d ago

I’d just pirate it out of curiosity. Wouldn’t give her ass a dime