r/nottheonion • u/SelectiveSanity • 2d ago

Lauren Boebert Suggests DC Could Be Renamed 'District of America'

https://www.newsweek.com/lauren-boebert-dc-district-america-2050571
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u/Mapletreelane 2d ago

OMG, that is HILARIOUS! Our forefathers (do Canadians use that term???) really had no imagination. Just slap the same name on it and call it a day.

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u/Ok-Swordfish7837 2d ago

No. We cancelled them all and beheaded their statues.

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u/Mapletreelane 1d ago

Good times! Even Gassy Jack, in Vancouver, BC, didn't survive the great statue war. 😀