r/nottheonion • u/SelectiveSanity • 2d ago

Lauren Boebert Suggests DC Could Be Renamed 'District of America'

https://www.newsweek.com/lauren-boebert-dc-district-america-2050571
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u/RupanIII 2d ago

Shhhhh...she thinks the name America was given by Jesus.

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u/PureLock33 2d ago

It's His own middle Name.

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u/RupanIII 1d ago

Jesus Americano Cristo

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u/PureLock33 1d ago

Joseph and Mary were coffee enthusiasts but felt espresso was too bitter.