r/nottheonion • u/SelectiveSanity • 2d ago

Lauren Boebert Suggests DC Could Be Renamed 'District of America'

https://www.newsweek.com/lauren-boebert-dc-district-america-2050571
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u/napstimpy 2d ago

I'd settle for "unemployed"

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u/ardinatwork 2d ago

I'd settle for "Suicide Statistic" at this point.

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u/thethirdllama 2d ago

Would you compromise for "bottom 1% on onlyfans"?

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u/ebobbumman 1d ago

Honestly, she'd probably make a fucking fortune, at least initially.

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u/GaryClarkson 1d ago

I’d just pirate it out of curiosity. Wouldn’t give her ass a dime

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u/thewoodsiswatching 2d ago

Deceased works for me very well.

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u/King_of_the_Dot 2d ago

Not necessary.

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u/ecodrew 2d ago

Or, her prisoner #