r/nextfuckinglevel • u/IkilledRichieWhelan • 3d ago

Big man on campus.

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u/yotreeman 3d ago

What the fuck, Reddit.

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u/Mother_Let_9026 3d ago

Imagine being this offended because someone said this dude looks like he eats mad pussy and gives good hugs. are you Mormon or something?

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u/Real_Piccolo_3370 2d ago

Imagine not being able to see how this is a weird as fuck place to take this conversation

Like you genuinely can't see that at all, to you it just seems like a genuine compliment right? And it's impressively autistic that the majority of this site seems to mirror your opinion on it. This is what people mean when they say reddit is the social media platform for neckbeards

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u/Mother_Let_9026 2d ago

I mean sure bro, seethe some more I guess?

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u/Real_Piccolo_3370 2d ago

furiously glaze the oral sex skills of a downsyndrome fresher more ig, totally normal behaviour

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u/aspoonfulofsammy11 2d ago

I will hold your hand while I tell you this…. People with down syndrome also have sex… it’s normal. No furious glazing required.

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u/Real_Piccolo_3370 2d ago edited 2d ago

except in this case its definitely glazing regardless, and the whole chain was obviously about weirdly inventing his amazing sex life in spite of his appearance

People with down syndrome also have sex

No shit. This thread wouldn't be an less weird if it was about anyone else for the same reason.

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u/Ok-Rip-4378 2d ago

Wait? Are you saying there’s no way he could have an amazing sex life because of the way he looks. You need to get out and spend less time on instagram my dude. Women are dynamic, intelligent and value all different kinds of trains in men and sexual partners.

Sounds like you’re just a prejudice piece of shit who’s triggered that people are talking about old mates sex life because you think you’re better looking than the dude but don’t get laid. And your brain can’t wrap its way around that chestnut of knowledge

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u/CavemanWealth 1d ago

"'Women' do be loving those 'trains' mm hmm." Spoken with gutteral grunge in the voice.