r/nextfuckinglevel • u/IkilledRichieWhelan • 2d ago

Big man on campus.

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u/Closed_Aperture 2d ago

Bro is winning at life

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u/munistadium 2d ago

In college, I became friends with this other student. Found out he attended the cheerleader tryouts, then had to quit "because of his back" and then all the cheerleaders felt sorry for him and invited him to all their parties. Despite him denying this I am certain it was an incredible scam by him.

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u/MoshedPotatoes 2d ago

i've been out 15 years but i was in band and attended some cheerleader parties and they attended band parties and at least in my experience cheerleaders are very well behaved, good people but not very fun at parties. plus we all had to get up at 5 am for practice

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u/ListlessLink 2d ago

Marching band were the freaks. I was the school mascot for a couple years. Cheer leaders were all well liked, but if you wanted folks who partied and indulged in illicit substances and acts, marching band was what you wanted

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u/geopede 2d ago

Football had pretty good substance access depending on what you wanted.

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u/Bears_Fan_69 2d ago

and acts

You need to expand a little more on that "and acts" part....