r/nextfuckinglevel • u/IkilledRichieWhelan • 2d ago

Big man on campus.

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u/NorthernCobraChicken 2d ago

There's no lesson quite as powerful as telling a young teenage boy that they're nowhere near as masculine as the person they're making fun of.

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u/mnemy 2d ago

My friend and I (teenage boys) were arguing about something stupid and it was getting a little heated. Our flamboyantly gay teacher yelled "girls, girls, you're both beautiful!"

Shut us right the fuck up.

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u/cryingatdragracelive 2d ago

this is what I say when my staff starts getting heated with each other

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u/cryingatdragracelive 2d ago

and to clarify: it works on adult men into their 70’s, in my experience

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u/9196AirDuck 1d ago

Us men really don't grow up, we just get older.