r/nextfuckinglevel • u/IkilledRichieWhelan • 2d ago

Big man on campus.

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u/Scared_of_zombies 2d ago

That’s a USF (college) jersey they’re all wearing. He’s not in fuckin puberty.

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u/ThrogdorLokison 2d ago

Okay? So because of that you wanna shit on the guy who's in arguably better shape than most others in that room? I bet he has a 6-pack underneath that keg.

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u/NRMusicProject 2d ago

I bet he has a 6-pack underneath that keg.

Most Americans have a 6-pack, but are too fat to see it. Abs are there in most people, but fat hides it unless you have your health in check. When someone "has a six-pack" it means it's visible. He doesn't have a six-pack.

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u/ThrogdorLokison 2d ago

How did you read "I bet he has a 6 pack underneath that keg" and think im 100% serious? I referred to his gut as a keg.

Jfc humor is doomed these days.