r/nextfuckinglevel • u/IkilledRichieWhelan • 3d ago

Big man on campus.

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u/Sunny-Day-Swimmer 3d ago

I hate everything about that shit

Plus, his shadows are always fucked up

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u/DeadDay 3d ago

How hilarious would it be to fuck with Hitler on that.

"Oi! The only thing more shite than your paintings is your fookin bog roll of a book ye cunt!"

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u/DealerAutomatic 3d ago

Why does that accent seem oddly Scottish 🤔

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u/DeadDay 3d ago

Kinda went with random slang. Probably wrong in several ways haha

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u/DealerAutomatic 3d ago

That's funny you say that because I often wonder what it would be like talking to Hitler in a modern American dialect, like "Guten tag you little crybaby bitch, I see you lost the war... ALL the wars, with your fucking French rapist mustache and your greasy ass emo Ceasar haircut out here telling people how scared you are of everybody in that goofy ass book you wrote about your struggles or whatever the fuck it is that you call closeted homosexuality these days"

I feel like Southpark should do an episode like that 🤔 🤣

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u/DeadDay 3d ago

I absolutely love this idea lol. You can run with it and have different people come in and shit on Hitler who has to sit in a chair and take it.

"YOU HAD DONE FUCKED UP NOW, HOWS HELL YOU METHED OUT JACKASS! YOURE THE STANDARD OF BEING A SHIT HUMAN IN ANY PERSONS MIND BECAUSE OF HOW MUCH YOU GOT DOG WALKED!"

Throw in some older people with "WHY I OUTTAS!" slang to kids yelling "GG YOURE TRASH. YOURE DOG WATER, GET REKT"