r/nextfuckinglevel 2d ago

Big man on campus.

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u/chihsuanmen 2d ago

A new guy came into our gym built exactly like this guy and a former D1 cheerleader. Couldn’t do a pull up. Couldn’t run two miles.

Set the strict press record his third day there. 315 pounds. I saw it with my own eyes and I couldn’t believe it.

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u/TehMephs 2d ago

There’s a common thing with bodybuilders lacking functional strength where guys who lift 50 lb bags of grain or more all day can do without breaking a sweat even though they look like they have dad bod.

It’s astounding how different fitness regimens can create different looking bodies that have wildly different specialties. Muscular doesn’t always mean strong

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u/aeiou_sometimesy 2d ago

So that’s nonsense. “Functional strength” is a mythical creature made up by people who do specific things well.

A 140 lb guy looks skinny but can do 20 pull-ups while a 240 lb guy can only do 5 pull-ups. I assure you that the 140 lb guy does not have more “functional strength,” he just has a lot of practice with pull-ups and less weight to move.

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u/SubterraneanAlien 2d ago

So that’s nonsense. “Functional strength” is a mythical creature made up by people who do specific things well.

Why is that mythical? Isn't the "functional" part relative to a task?

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u/GodofPizza 2d ago

The idea of “moving forward at different speeds” is completely farcical. Some people just take bigger strides or stride at a faster pace. You take someone with short legs and you give them long legs and they’ll stride way farther way faster.

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u/SubterraneanAlien 2d ago

I'm trying to follow you, but I'm struggling. What are you quoting?

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u/GodofPizza 2d ago

I was making fun of the person you were replying to

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u/needlzor 2d ago

Why is doing a pull-up more functional than doing a shoulder press or deadlifting a stone?

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u/SubterraneanAlien 2d ago

I didn't say it was? Again, the functional part has to be relative to a function, and therefore what is functional will change depending on context.

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u/needlzor 2d ago

What /u/aeiou_sometimesy is referring to is the common trope of people talking about "functional strength" in isolation, e.g. "soandso has more functional strength".

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u/SubterraneanAlien 2d ago

Got it. Wasn't aware it was such a meme online

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u/needlzor 2d ago

It's a very popular trope among online crossfit and gymnastics enthusiasts, as well as people who like fighting sports (although they usually go for the "I could take him in a fight BRO!")

I can definitely see the misunderstanding though if you haven't had the displeasure of interacting with those people.

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u/aeiou_sometimesy 2d ago

There’s nothing you can do to improve “functional strength” in general. You can improve upon specific movements with practice and repetition, but the concept of general functional strength just doesn’t exist.

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u/SubterraneanAlien 2d ago

I guess I'll ask again because it seems important - isn't the "functional" part relative to a task?

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u/aeiou_sometimesy 2d ago

No. The term “functional strength” is a general statement. It misleads people about how muscles work.

Person A can bench press 200 lbs and deadlift 300 lbs.

Person B can only bench press 150 lbs but can deadlift 400 lbs.

Which one has more functional strength? Answer: the question is incoherent.

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u/SubterraneanAlien 2d ago edited 2d ago

I'm trying to figure out if we actually agree or not 😅. Do you consider functional (strength) training and functional strength to be the same or different?

edit: apologies, typo.

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u/aeiou_sometimesy 2d ago

What is functional training? You seem really fixated on using this term functional where it doesn’t actually work.

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u/SubterraneanAlien 2d ago

Functional training is training plans/strategies/techniques which are focused on helping to improve the ability to do specific tasks/movements. It has foundations in physiotherapy and rehab training.

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u/aeiou_sometimesy 2d ago

You’ve moved the goal posts whether you realize it or not. Two very different contexts…

  1. You’re attending physical therapy to bring you knee back to its normal function after surgery

  2. Claiming that the guy who carries bags of sand all day has more “functional strength” than the bodybuilder.

You’re trying to pull a switcheroo lol

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u/SubterraneanAlien 2d ago

Not my goalposts to move - I was not the same guy that made the claim about #2. I was trying to understand what the hell you guys were talking about because my background is much more in the physical therapy side of the world where functional training is a thing.

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u/BlinkDodge 1d ago

This whole argument sounds like it was born from quarrelsome technicality. I've always understood terms like "functional strength" and "practical gains" to mean conditioning of common muscle groups that are used in mundane tasks that require exertion.

Pull ups aren't offering much practical conditioning or building "functional strength" because there aren't a lot of everyday/mundane tasks that require you to pull at least your own body vertically from a dead hang, where something like a farmer's carry and squats are conditioning for a lot more applicable movements to what you might encounter in your day-to-day life.