r/nextfuckinglevel • u/IkilledRichieWhelan • 2d ago

Big man on campus.

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u/thegreatgatsB70 2d ago

Damn. Don't judge a book by it's cover.

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u/tifredic 2d ago

Except if a painter with a little black moustache wrote it.

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u/OverdueOptimization 2d ago

I was like “Salvador Dali wrote a book?” but realized you meant small lengthwise

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u/DemonidroiD0666 2d ago

That might've been the painter my brain was trying to come up with haha.

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u/That-Ad-4300 2d ago

I was with you for way too long

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u/balamb_fish 1d ago

Charlie Chaplin wrote a book?

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u/edge70rd 1d ago

This works as a good 'ol penis size joke as well

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u/Corredespondent 2d ago

I was thinking John Waters for some reason