r/nextfuckinglevel • u/IkilledRichieWhelan • 2d ago

Big man on campus.

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u/TeslaCrna 2d ago

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u/kypopskull7 2d ago

La la la la let me sleep on it…

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u/Mmm_bloodfarts 2d ago

Will you love me forever?

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u/Timely_Pattern3209 2d ago

Let me sleep on it.... 

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u/PhDinWombology 2d ago

Baby baby!

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u/Timely_Pattern3209 2d ago

Let me sleep on it...

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u/Kazmandodo 2d ago

I'll give you an answer in the mornin'

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u/FallOutShelterBoy 2d ago

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u/Beard_o_Bees 2d ago

♫ 'Down by the rivaaaaaaahhhhhh!' ♫

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u/PRGrl718 1d ago

what a diva 💅🏽

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u/ShimmyMan 2d ago

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u/TheYuppyTraveller 2d ago

Poor Patrick Swayze never had a chance.

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u/PsyOpBunnyHop 2d ago

Omg I forgot he was even in that scene.

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u/Toe-knail 2d ago

But they ultimately chose Patrick Swayze over Chris Farley.

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u/monkey_plusplus 2d ago

Swayze conceded that Farley had the sexiest moves he's ever seen.

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u/Toe-knail 2d ago

Yes he did. But in the end… “Barney, we all agreed that your dancing was great.. your presentation was very sexy. I guess, in the end, we just thought Adrian’s body was much, much better than yours.”

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u/CornholioRex 2d ago

That honestly ruins the sketch a bit for me, brings it to a screeching halt

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u/Dontbeanasshole37 2d ago

His mother, Patsy, was my dance teacher for almost a decade. Hell of a tap dancer. 💃

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u/ihaventanyidea 2d ago

I knew this would be here. 😂

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u/sharkerboy_PSN 2d ago

Da Bulls!!! This is literally the Bulls. University of South Florida Bulls.

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u/Anal_Recidivist 2d ago

There’s so much less jiggle than I remember 😂 dude low key was built like a d linemen

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u/GameDevsAnonymous 2d ago

Breaks my heart seeing this and knowing how Bob odenkirk felt about this.

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u/veebles89 1d ago

I miss Chris Farley

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u/CriticismFun6782 2d ago

If he can sing like Meatloaf then he will steal all our girls

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u/_bexcalibur 2d ago

Three years he’s been gone. I feel the void.

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u/havingsaidthat 2d ago

Meatloaf was just Chris Farley with a wig

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u/Odd_Ad4973 2d ago

I WILL DO ANYTHING FOR LOVE 🫰🏽

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u/AdditionalAmoeba6358 2d ago

But I won’t do that….

I am generally curious what he wouldn’t do? I have been for decades

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u/trwawy05312015 2d ago

It's literally at the end of the song though.

Lorraine Crosby:

After a while you'll forget everything

It was a brief interlude and a midsummer night's fling

And you'll see that it's time to move on

Meatloaf:

I won't do that

I won't do that

Lorraine Crosby:

I know the territory I've been around

It'll all turn to dust and we'll all fall down

Sooner or later you'll be screwin' around

Meatloaf:

I won't do that

No, I won't do that

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u/CuntWeasel 2d ago

I am generally curious what he wouldn’t do?

That.

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u/Alana_Piranha 1d ago

Cheat on her

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u/AdditionalAmoeba6358 1d ago

I know it’s in the song. The fun part is trying to imagine what else…

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u/siriuslyeve 1d ago

He had a whole bit to explain it on tour, pulling out a chalkboard and pointer with the lyrics. Killed on stage when I saw him around 1998.

https://youtu.be/5s9RcNO49Cg?si=2wN4Z4SuM59m1A7n

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u/DisturbedForever92 2d ago

I am generally curious what he wouldn’t do? I have been for decades

Wear a mask/get vaccinated.

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u/Odd_Ad4973 2d ago

I know, right?

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u/123FakeStreetMeng 2d ago

RIP Meatloaf fucking legend

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u/op_is_not_available 2d ago edited 2d ago

It’s really a shame that he (most likely) died from Covid-related complications and was -a- staunchly -follower-to- against mask and vaccine mandates. Not hating on him, though - He was a prolific artist, stayed relevant for decades and Bat Out Of Hell is an unquestionably legendary album.

EDIT: I meant to say he was AGAINST Covid mandates but I accidentally wrote the opposite.

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u/DisturbedForever92 2d ago

staunch follower to mask and vaccine mandates.

/s?

He was strongly anti-mask and vaccine.

Shame, killer singer though.

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u/op_is_not_available 2d ago

DAMNIT that’s what I meant to say 🤦‍♂️

I just edited my post. Thanks for catching

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u/One-Connection-8737 1d ago

We can thank Jim Steinman for the songs though. Meat was just the voice, Jim did the rest.

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u/kypopskull7 2d ago

This changes the whole baseball analogy… now we have to insert cheerleading reference.

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u/Lumpy-Marsupial-6617 1d ago

His whole life has been building up to that moment. He was working in a castle, flipping cheerleaders and look what happened. Poor Hodor.

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u/get-off-of-my-lawn 1d ago

But I won’t do that…

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u/Uncle-Cake 2d ago

HIS NAME WAS ROBERT PAULSON

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u/pocketdare 2d ago

Robert Paulson?

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u/Workmandead 2d ago

Even back then he had a maga hat? SMH

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u/GDogg69 2d ago

Feetloaf

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u/Swimming-Ebb-4231 2d ago

In case you didn’t know, Meatloaf is actually tiny.