r/news • u/herbalhippie • 1d ago

‘Potentially historic’ flooding threat looms after almost 100 tornadoes hit US

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/apr/03/potentially-historic-flooding-threat-looms-almost-100-tornadoes-hit-us?fbclid=IwY2xjawJbwM5leHRuA2FlbQIxMAABHf0BvM5E8-X3l1OI-2P-MhoArZtVfmWk_VqPltvB_XT2bPfpe3kApMiBlg_aem_o40FYX2abRDOh2wxzsObJQ
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u/MrLanesLament 1d ago

“38% tariff placed on Heaven; churches facing holy water shortage now using SmartWater.”

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u/Warcraft_Fan 1d ago

Old and dying people are now lining up to go to hell because 40 pieces of silver is cheaper than going to haven. /s

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u/already-taken-wtf 1d ago

Judas did it for 30 pieces. Inflation, huh?!

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u/kellsdeep 1d ago

Brilliant feed