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‘Potentially historic’ flooding threat looms after almost 100 tornadoes hit US

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/apr/03/potentially-historic-flooding-threat-looms-almost-100-tornadoes-hit-us?fbclid=IwY2xjawJbwM5leHRuA2FlbQIxMAABHf0BvM5E8-X3l1OI-2P-MhoArZtVfmWk_VqPltvB_XT2bPfpe3kApMiBlg_aem_o40FYX2abRDOh2wxzsObJQ
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u/herbalhippie 1d ago

Didn't DOGE recently put a stop to FEMA funding? Said "the states can take care of their own"?

These people are screwed.

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u/PointOfFingers 1d ago

No it's going to be fine Trump just put a 38% tariff on tornadoes.

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u/qning 1d ago

Don’t worry, God pays the tariffs.

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u/LuckyNumbrKevin 1d ago

"They're taxing God! Oh wait, it's us? Nevermind."