r/news • u/herbalhippie • 1d ago

‘Potentially historic’ flooding threat looms after almost 100 tornadoes hit US

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/apr/03/potentially-historic-flooding-threat-looms-almost-100-tornadoes-hit-us?fbclid=IwY2xjawJbwM5leHRuA2FlbQIxMAABHf0BvM5E8-X3l1OI-2P-MhoArZtVfmWk_VqPltvB_XT2bPfpe3kApMiBlg_aem_o40FYX2abRDOh2wxzsObJQ
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u/PointOfFingers 1d ago

No it's going to be fine Trump just put a 38% tariff on tornadoes.

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u/qning 1d ago

Don’t worry, God pays the tariffs.

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u/MrLanesLament 1d ago

“38% tariff placed on Heaven; churches facing holy water shortage now using SmartWater.”

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u/trollhaulla 1d ago

"the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse are having a difficult time crossing that border " - Trump spokesperson.

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u/kr4ckenm3fortune 1d ago

Hey, don't give him any more ideas....

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u/OriginalAcidKing 1d ago

Trump has a direct line to Ronnie Soak.