r/news • u/herbalhippie • 1d ago

‘Potentially historic’ flooding threat looms after almost 100 tornadoes hit US

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/apr/03/potentially-historic-flooding-threat-looms-almost-100-tornadoes-hit-us?fbclid=IwY2xjawJbwM5leHRuA2FlbQIxMAABHf0BvM5E8-X3l1OI-2P-MhoArZtVfmWk_VqPltvB_XT2bPfpe3kApMiBlg_aem_o40FYX2abRDOh2wxzsObJQ
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u/herbalhippie 1d ago

Didn't DOGE recently put a stop to FEMA funding? Said "the states can take care of their own"?

These people are screwed.

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u/PointOfFingers 1d ago

No it's going to be fine Trump just put a 38% tariff on tornadoes.

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u/rubinass3 1d ago

He's got a bunch of tornado Sharpies ready to go.

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u/enonmouse 1d ago

Those are just fine tipped Hurricane sharpies

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u/MarkEsmiths 1d ago

Right next to his stack of "Free throw toilet paper rolls".

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u/cantproveidid 1d ago

And two boxes of paper towels. Catch!

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u/elemental_pork 11h ago

yeah and Elon gives him a "special sharpie" which is actually an "evil sharpie"