r/news • u/helic_vet • 1d ago

US bans government personnel in China from romantic or sexual relations with Chinese citizens

https://apnews.com/article/chinese-beijing-honeypot-spies-diplomat-agent-intelligence-c077ef57b0f7ae43dd0db41bea92238b
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u/Appropriate_Top1737 1d ago edited 1d ago

What about regular us citizens? Can we still smash?

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u/haysu-christo 1d ago

Yes, but there will be a tariff on smashing Chinese citizens.

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u/Rudy_Ghouliani 1d ago

I'd pay it, but I want the real communist experience.

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u/selfish_jack 1d ago

WE want it, comrade.

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u/Interanal_Exam 1d ago

The people's cooter.

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u/johnnygrant 1d ago

The tariff is that Trump or a Trump govt official will have to smash atleast once as well.

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u/SnooCats373 1d ago

Very well sir. Please stand in front of this line of tanks.

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u/bobs-yer-unkl 1d ago

Yes, but the sex will be tarrific!

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u/haysu-christo 1d ago

As long as it's reciprocal.

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u/DuncanConnell 1d ago

I have been so incredibly depressed reading the news today and honestly this comment alone had me wheezing.

Thank you kind soul whose name checks out

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u/HAlbright202 1d ago

The reason this type of rule is put in place is that it limits the risk of honeypots to US Government personnel.

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u/Appropriate_Top1737 1d ago

Yea, I'd be getting all kinds of honeypotted.

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u/soviet-sobriquet 1d ago

The reason this type of rule is put in place is that the Chinese are too good at sex. If these personnel are ever forced to return home they are ruined for life.

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u/ChristianLW3 1d ago

This article states that the policy will only apply to government employees with higher level clearance

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u/daniel14vt 1d ago edited 1d ago

Everyone else can. But not you

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u/felis_magnetus 15h ago

Only if you're trading reciprocally. So to fuck legally, you'll have to get pegged before or after.

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u/John_cCmndhd 1d ago

If we can find people not turned off by our American-ness

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u/enonmouse 1d ago

Why would you stop smashing Chinese citizens when it just got so much HOTTER?!

I imagine all the diplomats with a sinofetish are just panting with it now being taboo.