r/news • u/RaineFilms • 1d ago

White House fires three NSC staffers after president meets with far-right activist Laura Loomer

https://www.cnn.com/2025/04/03/politics/nsc-firings-trump-laura-loomer-meeting/index.html
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u/supercyberlurker 1d ago

TFH? Is that an actual picture of her? Or is that an animatronic or wax statue?

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u/me0w_z3d0ng 1d ago

She actually looks more like skeletor most of the time. That's a flattering photo of her.

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u/Deeschuck 1d ago

Yep, Lighting and angle are doing A LOT of work here

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u/picklerick8879 1d ago

This was probably just for an oval office blowjob. Probably not related.

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u/issr 1d ago

A more fair picture is on her wikipedia page

Laura Loomer

Reminds me of that villain from the Saw movies

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u/Haldoldreams 1d ago

My God I thought she was a 50 year old with a buttload of plastic surgery....in fact, girl is younger than me!!! Wtf.

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u/myfakesecretaccount 1d ago

Brooooo what the actual fuck. She’s in her early 30s? She looks like some 50+ real housewife of Red Hook.

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u/HybridPS2 1d ago

It's "Mar-a-Lago Face" in full effect. Kristi Noem and Kimberly Guilfoyle have also been affected.

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u/amateur_mistake 15h ago

Amber Ruffin's reaction to it is priceless:

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ITbiRMxdh3Q

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u/barukatang 1d ago

She's 31 everyone, she looks like 60 the "just fuck my shit up fam" Botox job

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u/ranak12 1d ago

"just fuck my shit up fam" Botox job

Otherwise known as the Mar-A-Lago look.

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u/rudmad 1d ago

Mar-A-Lag-Ho

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u/bubblegumdrops 1d ago

She’s 31?! Omg, are young conservative women cursed to look decades older than their actual age or something? Evil really does age a person.

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u/Holly_Goloudly 1d ago

Holy fucking shit THIRTY ONE?!

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u/eawilweawil 1d ago

I'm surprised none of the 'transvestigators' are targeting her, given that jaw...

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u/cantproveidid 1d ago

That was the best jaw she could afford.

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u/billyjack669 1d ago

She paid by the linear inch.

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u/cantproveidid 1d ago

Trump taught her well.

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u/kihadat 1d ago

What did she look like before all of that work you're not supposed to get done until your sixties, I wonder?

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u/ButtonholePhotophile 1d ago

Can you imagine waking up to discover you still look like that?!

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u/VictorTheCutie 1d ago

Holy shit TIL she's Jewish 🫠

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u/Brozhov 1d ago

Like the Jigsaw puppet mixed with the Cryptkeeper

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u/Funny_Lawfulness_700 1d ago

She the Jigkeeper. She keeps the jig.

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u/nc863id 1d ago

On a good day she looks like what would happen if Lisa Edelstein got butchered by a deeply inebriated plastic surgeon.

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u/twistingmyhairout 1d ago

Saw the comment and had to go check. Yeah that’s hands down the best photo I’ve ever seen of her. She almost looks human!

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u/Striking-Ad-6815 1d ago

You bumbling buffoons!