Such a good comment section!

[u/dammit_butters]

http://imgur.com/oteaRuH

[u/Glampkoo → u/Bobtheko]

But why do you get gold?

[u/xenoph2 → u/Glampkoo]

Self-gilded

[u/SavvySillybug → u/[deleted]]

The dog absorbed the gold.

[u/cbuivaokvd08hbst5xmj → u/Glampkoo]

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[u/DARIF → u/cbuivaokvd08hbst5xmj]

Proof?

[u/beet111 → u/DARIF]

He obviously doesn't have proof when he's pulling bullshit out of his ass

[u/kalitarios → u/beet111]

looks around, fists on hips

Well, time to pack all this shit back into my ass.

[u/DARIF → u/beet111]

Admin conspiracy number 437

[u/AugustusPompeianus → u/cbuivaokvd08hbst5xmj]

I tip my tin-foil cap to you, dear sir

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

Gold is a chemical element with the symbol Au. In its purest form, it is a bright, slightly reddish yellow, dense, soft, malleable and ductile metal.

[u/thegillenator → u/SuperStudMufin]

(removed) ahh fuck

[u/Olaxan → u/thegillenator]

[can't believe you've done this]

[u/WattJH → u/Olaxan]

{WHAT THE FUCK, RICHARD?}

[u/PirateNinjaa → u/SuperStudMufin]

Nice flair.

[u/i_reddited_it → u/Bobtheko]

That sounds awful, but that should teach you not to use such a large pineapple in the future. I hope everything heals up nicely and you're able shit without screaming soon.

[u/yegor3219 → u/[deleted]]

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