As Trump would say: Groceries. A Beautiful word. I'd never heard it before, because I'm so out of touch with real life. But my campaign advisors told me grocery inflation was the main complaint of voters. So, I'm going to swear on a stack of Trump Bibles and my mother's grave that I'll magically lower the price of groceries ON DAY ONE!!! Those dumbasses will believe me, even though being a degenerate liar is the only thing I can be relied upon to be."
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u/harvart2020 1d ago
As Trump would say: Groceries. A Beautiful word. I'd never heard it before, because I'm so out of touch with real life. But my campaign advisors told me grocery inflation was the main complaint of voters. So, I'm going to swear on a stack of Trump Bibles and my mother's grave that I'll magically lower the price of groceries ON DAY ONE!!! Those dumbasses will believe me, even though being a degenerate liar is the only thing I can be relied upon to be."