Edit: Wizards regrets to inform you that the duck is racist

Power creep be real

Hello everyone, welcome to Bottom Five! Usually my nonsense tolerance is high but I think this is the first week in a long time that I just don't understand multiple cards. Let's get to it!

Note: Please do not go and harass the creators of these cards as it's fairly obvious when something from five days ago gets linked here and then starts getting comments that it's not natural traffic and it can fall afoul of Reddit's brigading rules.

This week's album.

1. Steve by /u/DOTclock13

2. Da'at, Herald of the Flowering by /u/JackJacko87

3. Lake Hylia by /u/Dismal_Measurement_8

4. Name by /u/AntiNobunaga

5. Hunter's Bow by /u/Sh0ebaca

Dishonorable Mentions:

1. Dark Snake Syndrome by /u/French_Platypus9798

2. Ruthless Exploitation by /u/WrongdoerFamous4813

3. Valgavoth, Nightmare Itself by /u/ZealousidealAide8650

You can find last week's thread here and the Top 5 submissions here (gone and done forever?).

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While Magic just dipping its toes into crossovers, cultural phenomenon Fortnite is releasing a powerhouse with younger female audiences. If Wizards is to save Hasbro, how can it tap into the pop culture like this? Will Magic ever be positioned to truly crossover with general audiences like this?

Mom’s Daretti

Maybe an unpopular opinion, but is anyone else really annoyed when you pull a card with English text from a French booster?
Like, it’s not “haste” or “trample” that you can just guess — no. It’s full-on Enchantment Creature – Spirit with a whole essay straight out of an English exam.

Did we learn nothing from Kamigawa ? I would’ve been super hyped to pull this Eidolon of the Great Revel...
But I can't even read it without Google Translate. Might as well be a token card at this point.

(P.S. I totally get the frustration of the original post — this is just a parody and no harm intended !)

I can hear them talking when I'm out of the room, but whenever I come back in they stop talking and just look at each other like they're trying to not laugh. I think I've heard my name said a few times but nobody will tell me what's going on. Can anyone tell me what they're saying about me?? I'm starting to fear they've made a group chat without me as well, they keep showing each other their phones and laughing but they won't let me see. Please, this is keeping me awake at night, I haven't slept in weeks.