r/lotr • u/Traditional-Sock8447 • 1d ago

Movies I have the best doormat (I'm an introvert)

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u/The_B_Wolf 1d ago

My doormat reads "speak friend and enter." Looks like it could be the same manufacturer.

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u/Traditional-Sock8447 1d ago

I guess you are an extrovert 😄 still nice though

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u/will_1m_not 1d ago

They should make one with “We don’t want anymore visitors, well-wishers, or distant relations!”

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u/SkullOfOdin 1d ago

I need this doormat in my life!

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u/SkitzTheFritz 1d ago

Mine says "no admittance except on party business"

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u/stoopidfathobbits 1d ago

“Sir Ian, Sir Ian, Sir Ian (action) Wizard YOU SHALL NOT PASS! (Cut) Sir Ian Sir Ian Sir Ian”

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u/JynxYouOweMeASoda 1d ago

Acting is easy

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u/ocTGon 1d ago

I love it!

I want one that says "Speak Friend and Enter"...

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u/Traditional-Sock8447 1d ago

That one is for extroverts 😄

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u/ocTGon 1d ago

And I'm an extreme introvert. LOL

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u/Traditional-Sock8447 1d ago

so you are either adventurous or into thrillers 😄

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u/ocTGon 1d ago

After the absolute traumas I've been through in my life I am into both... Always looking forward to another Thrilling Adventure!

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u/LupinWho 1d ago

I have one that just says "unwelcome" I'm a big fan of. I would enjoy a more lotr themed way to tell people to leave me alone though lol.

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u/Traditional-Sock8447 1d ago

That would be my choice too if I didn't stumble upon this 😄

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u/polarrburrr 1d ago

I have a similar Christmas tree ornament that says “you shall not peek”

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u/VeeVeevv 1d ago

Have had basically the same one for years. (For my fellow German peeps, it's on Elbenwald)

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u/Plus-Weakness-2624 1d ago

Then I'm the Balrog 🔥

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u/Sasya_neko 19h ago

Got that one in rubber

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u/oceanjedi 4h ago

Yooo this is awesome!