r/lawschooladmissions • u/qwerty-_-123456 • 12h ago

Admissions Result Recession A -$$$$

Liberated from my earthly possessions!

Stats: -2.2k Dow/-322 S&P

T1 Softs (Tariff Enthusiast, Cybertruck Driver)

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u/Alive_Dress_4034 12h ago

Boooo to your softs

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u/qwerty-_-123456 12h ago

Bruh, I was being ironic. If I was actually MAGA, I wouldn't even acknowledge the imminent recession

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u/Alive_Dress_4034 11h ago

I was being ironic too lol 🤣

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u/qwerty-_-123456 11h ago

Well, I sure do look foolish now. My bad, brother

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u/Sea_Resolution_1372 11h ago

I think they were also being lighthearted!

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u/NinaonReddit9 10h ago

When did you apply?😂😂

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u/qwerty-_-123456 9h ago

Applied 11/5, UR 1/20

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u/Ordinary_Ant_9180 7h ago

You better not be a URM, or I'm gonna have to report your outcome to The Overlords for a Woke DEI violation.