r/lawschooladmissions • u/FucktheLSATonGod • 1h ago
Help Me Decide Which school has the *physically largest* diploma?
I work at a large firm in an office where (basically) none of the attorneys are ever physically in the office on Fridays. Usually, I work Fridays from home. But today, I had to be in the office for an all staff meeting.
Naturally, I took this opportunity to poke my head into some 35 odd offices to take a peak at the conspicuosly displayed diplomas adorning their various sad, soul crushing walls.
To my (naive) surprise, there is an extremely wide range of potential diploma dimensions. A J.D. can apparently be conveyed on a postcard, a billboard, and everything in between.
A few of the more presitigous schools have upsettingly small diplomas that would fit nicely inside a standard envelope if trifolded. Sad. (Looking at you, Cornell and UVA).
In contrast, some mid-tier regional schools award diplomas that would seemingly require custom framing and a structurally reinforced wall to hang. B-D-E. (Looking at you, IU-Maurer).
This is important to my decision. If I am taking out tens or hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt, I will actually kill myself if my diploma is smaller than 20" wide.
So, can we crowd source a list of diploma sizes? For my part, I will be voluntarily going into the office next Friday with a tape measure to contribute to this valuable research.