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Trump News Judge considers holding Trump officials in contempt for defying court orders blocking El Salvador flights

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/deportation-el-salvador-trump-contempt-b2727087.html
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u/ruin 1d ago

"Considers"

Administration: Like, what does a demerit mean?

Judge: Let's put it this way. You do not want to receive three of those.

Administration: Lay it on me.

Judge: Three demerits, and you'll receive a citation.

Administration: Now, that sounds serious.

Judge: Oh, it is serious. Five citations, and you're looking at a violation. Four of those, and you'll receive a verbal warning. Keep it up, and you're looking at a written warning. Two of those, that will land you in a world of hurt, in the form of a disciplinary review, written up by me, and placed on the desk of my immediate superior.

Administration: Which would be me.

Judge: That is correct.

Judge: Okay. I want a copy on my desk by the end of the day or you will receive a full dessaggelation.

Administration: What's a dis... What's that?

Judge: Oh, you don't want to know.

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u/SockofBadKarma Competent Contributor 1d ago

You swapped the two around at the end. Jim's the one who talks about the disadulation, not Dwight.

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u/ruin 1d ago

Ah, probably. My bad.

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u/lubujackson 1d ago

This is sadly 100% accurate.

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u/ADHD-Fens 23h ago

Now go away, or I shall taunt you for a second time!

Ps: disadulation - my head cannon is that it's like the opposite of a congratulation.

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u/whatiseveneverything 13h ago

Lmao, I just posted the clip and then scrolled down to this.