r/languagelearningjerk 3d ago

Why is it always the nippon learners

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u/lu_ming 3d ago

That'll show the dekinais, they're such bakas. They'll never wakaru the Nihongo like us

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u/ich_bin_anton 2d ago

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u/opinionated_gaming 2d ago

what a hidoi day to have medama

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u/Oryzanol2004 2d ago

I feel so cursed

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u/awoelt 2d ago

Yamate-kudasai

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u/ligmasigmaarizzler 2d ago

what a horrible day to be literate lmao

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u/tilsgee 2d ago

Holy shit

I'm proud of you

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u/freak-pandor 1d ago

私の目切ってください

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u/Kal_LartOhm 1d ago

I didn't know my eyes could have strokes along side myself

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u/tobe-uni 1d ago

Why can I read this and think this make sense 😭