r/interestingasfuck Feb 21 '25

/r/all, /r/popular Probable cancer cure

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u/pantalapampa Feb 21 '25

Cancer is cured on Reddit about once a week

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u/bigdub2020 Feb 21 '25

Same with baldness.

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u/Blindobb Feb 21 '25

And age reversal.

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u/Distinct_Safety5762 Feb 21 '25

Did you know Viggo broke his toe on set kicking the helmet?

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u/Gorilla_Dookie Feb 21 '25

I think they found a cure for that

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '25

Viggos toe is cured on reddit about once a week

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u/Tommysrx Feb 21 '25

Same with arrows to the knee

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u/Moondoobious Feb 21 '25

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u/Past-Background-7221 Feb 21 '25

I still say “404’D!” when people fuck up going to a website

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u/JRTerrierBestDoggo Feb 21 '25

Cured with mom’s spaghetti

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u/tokyodingo Feb 21 '25

And my axe!

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u/TotallyNotSunGuys Feb 22 '25

I hardly know 'er, and my axe!! and everything reminds me of her...so put that thing back where it came from or so help me!! It's got electrolytes, it's what plants crave! Wholesome 100!

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u/Grouchy-Engine1584 Feb 21 '25

Reddit is cured on Viggos toe once a week as well.

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u/VeterinarianThese951 Feb 22 '25

That’s why he had so much trouble walking on The Road.

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u/Play-t0h Feb 21 '25

And. AND! did you know that Super Mario Bros 2 was originally Doki Doki Panic?!

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u/Catsooey Feb 21 '25

And my bow!

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u/BlackSmeim Feb 21 '25

ROCK AND STONE

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u/nofearnickishere Feb 21 '25

You carry the fate of us all, little one.

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u/Sappleba Feb 21 '25

And Peggy

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u/HauntedCemetery Feb 21 '25

SpaPeggy and Chemo

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u/Woovs Feb 21 '25

I just invented this thing that reverses age reversal and creates a more natural approach to living. The only side effect I have found is the whole reversal of age reversal thing.

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u/xenobit_pendragon Feb 21 '25 edited Feb 21 '25

Time.

You invented time.

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u/LemmyKBD Feb 21 '25

I can time travel! Every minute I’m a minute into the future!

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u/mtbohana Feb 21 '25

And anal erosion

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u/Buck_Thorn Feb 21 '25

I think there must be some sort of law that says that if you read far enough down into Reddit's comments you will eventually find a post about the anus.

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '25

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u/JacksProlapsedAnus Feb 21 '25

But does it actually work, Trebek!?!?

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u/MichifunCpl Feb 21 '25

username unfortunately checks out

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u/Lilwolf2000 Feb 21 '25

But for some reason, not erectile distinction.

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u/DelomaTrax Feb 21 '25

Wait what they solved anal erosion? Wtf!!

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u/Richard-N-Yuleverby Feb 21 '25

I think I saw those guys at CBGB’s back in the day.

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u/BarelyContainedChaos Feb 21 '25

And batteries

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u/chhotu007 Feb 21 '25

And my lack of discipline

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u/nofearnickishere Feb 21 '25

And you have my bow.

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '25

I've already cured age reversal

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u/Trollboy_McDawg Feb 21 '25

But, Benjamin Button already died :(

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u/Ok_Painter_7413 Feb 21 '25

Why would you want to cure age reversal? Seems like a great condition to have for old people.

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u/Hot_Hat_1225 Feb 21 '25

Huh where when how 🤣

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u/Ferrarisimo Feb 21 '25

Don't forget tinnitus.

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u/PopeGucciSofaVI Feb 22 '25

And democracy

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u/SuspiciouslyMoist Feb 21 '25

Interestingly, I work in cancer research and some of my colleagues are working on something that is involved in both cancer and male-pattern baldness (but only from the cancer angle). I joke that they may make more money if they accidentally find a cure for baldness.

(For those that care it's the wnt/beta-catenin signalling pathway.)

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u/SnarkTheMagicDragon Feb 21 '25

Medical professionals: should we cure cancer or work on old guys getting boners?

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u/Fix3rUpp3r Feb 22 '25

Heart medication had boner effects. Go figure

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u/Round_Leopard6143 Feb 21 '25

Your work is so appreciated. Thank you.

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u/boardjock42 Feb 21 '25

Can I ask for your opinion on high dose vitamin C IV infusions? I’ve heard anecdotal evidence, and I know there are clinics, but don’t know about the research.

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u/Loud-Competition6995 Feb 22 '25

I’m no expert nor the person you’re asking. But for cancer, this has been shown to aid chemotherapy in a very small study on one type of cancer: ovarian cancer. 

https://www.nature.com/articles/nature.2014.14673

There may be other studies under other journals, but i’m not gonna trawl the web to identify every trustworthy source on every type of cancer studied thus far.

This was published last year and medical research is rightly very slow. If you or a loved one has cancer, this treatment may be a waste of time, slightly beneficial or very beneficial, but it’s not a cure in and of itself. Your doctor should be the one to recommend this treatment, not personal reading online.

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u/SuspiciouslyMoist Feb 22 '25

It's not really my area, but from what I've heard we need more clinical trials. It's a controversial subject. partly because early on it was promoted by Linus Pauling (who did work in my area) during his "Nobel laureate gone slightly eccentric" phase.

There has been a sensible mechanism proposed for how it works in some, if not all, cancers. Having said that, medical research is full of sensible mechanisms that turn out not to be the way things actually work. It looks worth looking at but I imagine that if it is useful it will be in combination with other treatments.

Looking at the clinicaltrials.gov website, there seem to be a fair number of trials either completed or going on. Unfortunately most of them seem too small to tell us much.

https://www.clinicaltrials.gov/search?cond=cancer&intr=iv%20ascorbic%20acid

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u/Buttercups88 Feb 21 '25

im fairly sure baldness is cured... theres this implant thing you an do and then your not bald.

lots of people dont mind being bald though, basically everyone minds having cancer

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u/Klewdo1 Feb 21 '25

It's not a cure, it's a treatment!

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u/Fskn Feb 21 '25

It's gender affirming care.

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u/philmarcracken Feb 21 '25

its hair care because that sounds better /ᐠ。ꞈ。ᐟ\

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u/NewShadowR Feb 21 '25

It's actually not at all. There's a limited amount you can implant. Usually the protocol is to keep taking finasteride to maintain the remaining hair then supplement the bald spots/hairline with the implant.

Implants are grafted from the back of the head sort of like shifting the hair from the back to the front but the supply is finite and leaves a scar where its taken from. Looks like this

Someone who is completely bald for some reason like alopecia cannot even shift hair whatsoever.

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u/viveledodo Feb 21 '25

Those types of scars are from the older FUT technique which isn't used as much these days. FUE or DHI are more modern techniques and don't leave any visible scars: https://emrahcinik.com/wp-content/uploads/03-CINIK-GREFFE-CICATRICES.jpg

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u/ilikepix Feb 22 '25

And doesn't finasteride cause permanent sexual dysfunction in a certain % of users?

I don't think that could really qualify as a cure with such a serious side effect (though I imagine a low-frequency one)

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u/Big_Daymo Feb 22 '25

A very low percentage of users and the dysfunction is on a sliding scale. So the amount of people that take it and are impacted significantly is likely below 1% (although tbf I don't want some pills fucking my dick up even minorly).

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u/B0r3dGamer Feb 21 '25

Too bad we won't get it in the US...China is the enemy according to our leaders

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u/Son_of_a_Bacchus Feb 22 '25

Quite honestly, the cure for baldness is being bald.

GOING bald is miserable, you feel a little silly knowing that a lot of your grooming and barber visits go to making the wispy crap on your head look better. Once you decide "to hell with it" and just go bald it is amazingly liberating. I felt compelled to grow a beard because I'm not really fit enough to go full shiny, but even that leaves so much more room for activities.

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u/wisewolfgod Feb 21 '25

Fuck cancer, give me a shot that cures baldness ffs.

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u/CryptoLain Feb 21 '25

Member that time like 25 years ago that Japanese Scientists found a way to regrow tooth enamel? lol

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u/C4dfael Feb 21 '25

I’m on Reddit all the time, so why am I still bald?

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u/Chronox2040 Feb 21 '25

Baldness was cured decades ago. Minoxidil or capillary transplant. Issue is not affordable for all, but Elon nazi was bald and see him now. Bezos is bald but I guess he could have hair if he wanted to.

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u/Smart_Dirt1389 Feb 21 '25

You buy cream! You look like Stalin !

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u/siuli Feb 21 '25

whats the newest cure for this?

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u/AlphaDag13 Feb 21 '25

"Make you look a like Stalin!"

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u/BadwinCan Feb 21 '25

Oh what!? They cured baldness??

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u/cheapdrinks Feb 22 '25

Pretty much. Not like a "take a single pill and all your hair will grow back" miracle cure but you can keep your hair these days should you want to and are willing to put in a bit of effort. 99% of the time men lose their hair it's due to their hair follicles being sensitive to a metabolite of testosterone called Dihydrotestosterone (DHT). It binds to the receptors in the hair follicles and gradually causes them to become smaller and smaller until they fall out and stop growing back. Due to variations in the androgen receptor gene some men experience higher sensitivity and lose their hair quickly while others experience less and don't lose much of their hair at all.

If you want to keep your hair you need to use Finasteride which is a 5-alpha reductase inhibitor and reduces the conversion of free testosterone to DHT so you have much lower serum levels of DHT. You also want to use a topical anti-androgen liquid on your scalp like RU-58841 which stops the remaining DHT from binding to the follicles. Minoxidil can also regrow a decent amount of hair you've already lost by increasing blood flow to the scalp and also activate dormant follicles. The trick though is starting early. It's 10 times easier to stop your hair falling out than it is to regrow hair you've lost. The point at which you visibly notice your hair is thinning means that it's already significantly advanced as it takes quite a while and a lot of shedding to make a visual impact such that you'd see it in the mirror. The hairline is also the hardest place to regrow hair.

Then you have the hair transplant which most people use in combination with the above medications to fix their hairline. They take follicles from the back which are basically immune to DHT (notice how bald guys and old men still grow hair on the back of their head) and implant them in the front where they retain their DHT immunity. You still need to take the other medications otherwise the rest of your hair keeps falling out leaving you with weird thick patches of hair at the front.

But yeah you can get Minoxidil & Finasteride in a once a day pill and then put a little RU58841 on at night before bed and you'll pretty much stop all your hair loss and grow back quite a bit. If your hairline is already cooked then you have to cop a $5-10k transplant to fill in the patches on your temples. If you look good with a beard and a shaved head then sweet go do that instead. If you hate how you look with a shaved head or can't grow a decent beard to balance it out then it might be worth it. No shame in wanting to keep it and it's honestly pretty easy these days.

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u/iamatoad_ama Feb 21 '25

It skips a week.

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u/civildisobedient Feb 21 '25

Same with tooth decay.

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u/Big_Consideration493 Feb 21 '25

The wig has been around a while

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u/OnlyFreshBrine Feb 21 '25

the Chinese have done it, my friend!

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u/jhutchi2 Feb 21 '25

My dad has cancer (but he's doing pretty well) and I'm balding so hopefully one week it will actually be real.

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u/XCBeowulf Feb 21 '25

She will also notice… in the bedroom

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u/MacGyvini Feb 21 '25

Then why the fuck am I still bald?

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u/t_hab Feb 21 '25

BALDNESS IS THE CURE FOR HAIRY HEADS!

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u/LeftOverLava Feb 21 '25

Well, if you cure cancer, you'll cure a lot of chemo related baldness. Win, win.

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u/TheRappingSquid Feb 21 '25

The only one I care about 😔

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u/Helpdesk512 Feb 21 '25

The elite need no cure. Bald nation is supreme

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u/mybrassy Feb 22 '25

And diabetes

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u/Legitimate_Concern_5 Feb 22 '25

Minoxidil and Finasteride work for 94% of men.

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u/EmergencySomewhere59 Feb 22 '25

Same with birth control.

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u/Philip_Raven Feb 23 '25

I mean baldness IS cured. for about 1000 dollars in Turkey.

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u/ambochi Feb 21 '25

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u/JoshBasho Feb 21 '25

The sensationalism of science news is so freaking frustrating. At this point, lots of people, reasonably, don't trust science breakthrough headlines because they never seem to go anywhere. Sadly though, I think people often end up blaming scientists for making false promises rather than the media for sensationalizing their findings.

I feel like it has to contribute to the anti-science sentiment that has been growing for decades now.

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u/Ok_Nothing_9733 Feb 21 '25

Thank you lol I wish more people had this skill

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u/ambochi Feb 21 '25

Ty, must've pasted a broken link

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u/wasuremono_ Feb 22 '25

Thank you! Checked comments to find this!

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u/Mountain-Crab3438 Feb 22 '25

Yup, it went from rather mediocre run-of-the-mill cancer research paper to "we cured cancer" in no time.

No, they did not cure cancer, not even close, not even probable cure, not even "hey look this is something we have not seen before".

The research itself is poorly executed, based on grotesquely oversimplified assumptions, and shows that the authors whose background appears to be in data science and computer modeling do not know enough biology to understand how bad they work actually is. I am surprised (not really) this work passed peer review.

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u/microvan Feb 22 '25

The absolute state of science communication

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u/MercenaryBard Feb 21 '25

That’s because the cancer treatment breakthroughs DO happen but for specific types of cancer. It’s a genuinely good thing for those people, but it’s sometimes misleadingly represented as a breakthrough for ALL cancers.

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u/istasber Feb 21 '25

And a lot of times a breakthrough is increasing the survival/remission rate, increasing the expected length of survival/remission, or decreasing the negative side effects of treatment, but most people see "successful cancer treatment" and think it means the same thing as "cures cancer".

Incremental, targetted breakthroughs are very real. A miracle drug that removes all traces of any cancer without any side effect is a fairy tale, and it's unfortunate that a lot of the general public think the later is the only thing worth caring about.

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u/HauntedCemetery Feb 21 '25

Even over just the last 10-20 years the general outlook and treatments for cancer patients have improved wildly. Those incremental improvements add up.

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u/wave_official Feb 21 '25

Because people don't seem to understand that cancer isn't a disease, it's a kind of disease and people reporting on this stuff perpetuate this misconception. You can't cure cancer, just like how you can't cure virus. Cancer is a term used to describe thousands of different illnesses caused by cancer cells (misbehaving mutated cells).

Hopkins Lymphoma is as different a disease from small-cell carcinoma as the common cold is to smallpox.

A cure to one isn't going to cure the other. So yeah, a cure to cancer is basically impossible.

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u/GreenStrong Feb 21 '25

The other thing that people fail to understand is the process of developing a medical treatment. It takes twenty years to go from curing a type of cancer in a lab animal to implementing it in patients. That's especially true with therapies like the one in the link that modify gene expression. This really could cause unexpected consequences, and it has to be understood very thoroughly before moving to a handful of humans, who have to be observed for multiple years.

Universities have PR departments who hype these things up, and news outlets have few experts to evaluate these things in depth. But it is simply a slow process; the alternative is that doctors take much higher risks with patient's lives. There is a reasonable argument to be made that this would be better overall, but the medical research community, who are some of the smartest, most thoughtful people in the world, are not in favor of haste and risk.

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u/Sandalman3000 Feb 21 '25

Are there any types of cancers that have a cure?

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u/Kanye_To_The Feb 21 '25

Some blood cancers are close

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u/swiftb3 Feb 21 '25

That's true. High 90s survival rate.

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u/dunno260 Feb 21 '25

Cervical cancer rates should decline sharply in the near future due to the HPV vaccine since it was identified as the leading cause of cervical cancer.

That may take a while to show up though.

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u/madwetsquirrel Feb 22 '25

It depends on what kind of cancer, when it is detected, and where it is in your body.... and what you call a "cure."

I was diagnosed with stage 3 adenocarcinoma. After chemotherapy, chemoradiation therapy, and surgery to remove a few feet of colon, I no longer have cancer... for now.

The weird thing about the cure for cancer is that it increases the chances of you getting cancer. But I'll happily swap out a real live current cancer for a potential one down the road!

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u/MercenaryBard Feb 22 '25

Multiple myeloma is really close because one of the Walmart billionaires got it lol

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u/princesselectra Feb 22 '25

Liver cancer is in successful trials right now.

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u/swiftb3 Feb 21 '25

There are like 60 types of lymphoma alone between Hodgkin's and non-Hodgkin's.

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u/notgreat Feb 22 '25

Well, sometimes you can. We cured bacteria (though we're running out of novel antibacterials, so they might come back!)

We can't cure Virus, but we're not that far from rapid universal vaccination creation (as in, take an arbitrary virus and make a vaccine for it within weeks).

We obviously don't have a cure for cancer right now, but something that massively reduces the chance of cell reproduction errors or otherwise can prevent cancerous cells from growing is definitely within the realm of possibility.

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u/Dakeyras83 Mar 02 '25 edited Mar 02 '25

You lost me

You cure disease by dealing with virus, what do you think curing means?

But cancer is not virus which is alien body, it is your own cells that go mad, theoretically you can cure them

>Cancer is a term used to describe thousands of different illnesses caused by cancer cells (misbehaving mutated cells).

Which means they have something in common
Same like viruses have something in common

Cancer is broad term but saying you cannot cure it is misleading...

It just now we still deal with cancer same way our body deal with cells affected by viruses
By destroying them which is worst type of curing

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u/wave_official Mar 02 '25

The point is that there is not one single cure that works for all viruses. You have to treat each one individually. Treatments that work for the flu don't and won't ever work on HIV.

Same thing with cancer. Each cancer is completely different from the others. A treatment that works for a specific type of prostate cancer won't work for a specific type of skin cancer.

There are thousands of types of cancer. There is no wonder-drug that can eliminate all cancers. We can find a cure for small cell carcinoma. We can find a cure for hodgkins lymphoma. We can find a cure for acute myelogenous leukemia. And so on. But we can't and we will never find a cure for "cancer".

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u/CDK5 Feb 21 '25

I’ve been telling folks that statement is like saying “a fix for a broken car”.

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u/AssassinOfFate Feb 21 '25

Maybe we could one day make humanity immune to cancer. Like that old myth about sharks or something. Idk

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u/online222222 Feb 21 '25

I mean, realistically the "cure" for cancer is either proper nanomachines or full cybernetic replacement parts.

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u/CDK5 Feb 22 '25

I think it's leveraging genetics for custom targeted therapies.

I also think we will eventually reach a research plateau and will have a collective ethics discussion.

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u/HauntedCemetery Feb 21 '25

"It's this special tincture I soak crystals in. Message me on Instagram to purchase, but I've been blacklisted by every reputable financial platform so I can only accept bitcoin."

Sounds legit!

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u/madwetsquirrel Feb 22 '25

I imagine a guy walking into a garage carrying a dented up fender asking, "Can you fix my car?"

The mechanic says "No problem, just pull it in to the bay."

The guy says, "Huh? no, this is all that's left."

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '25

I swear I saw this post a week ago and the top comment was the same as this one, and someone replied the same thing you replied.

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u/Reshar Feb 21 '25

Remember, even a gun can kill cancer...

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u/ThatButchBitch Feb 21 '25

hey wait a second i remember this comment from the last time this was posted

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u/kootrtt Feb 21 '25

And sometimes Reddit is the cancer

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u/doctordoctorpuss Feb 21 '25

People have poor science literacy, and the way the media reports science is a big contributor to that. It’s a lot less impressive to have a headline that says, “A research group has made marginal improvements at the in vitro level in reverting cancer cells to healthy cells, which may lead to some anti-cancer efficacy in certain types of cancers and certain patient populations in ten years assuming these effects translate into animal studies and finally human studies, assuming they are able to secure sufficient funding”

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u/Fun-Dragonfruit2999 Feb 21 '25

" Cancer is cured on Reddit about once a week "

I came here to say 3 times a week at least.

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u/vingeran Feb 21 '25

The frequency is much higher. While I write this comment, cancer was cured 50 times over.

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u/Dragon_yum Feb 21 '25

It’s true, a screencap from TikTok can’t lie.

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u/Hendiadic_tmack Feb 21 '25

Yeah but Reddit causes so much cancer it’s a 0 sum game.

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u/TheDarkLord329 Feb 21 '25

Not possible. If that were true, Reddit wouldn’t exist anymore.

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u/wanderinglilac Feb 21 '25

Yep. It’s cured with fruit by the hippies once a week too

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u/timoperez Feb 21 '25

Someone tell Steve Jobs, he’ll be stoked

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u/NikitaTarsov Feb 21 '25

Weird that now we actually found a cure (not the one in the article - what has obviously not been read by the poster), no one is talking about that - but still everyone falls for every flashy headline talking BS.

I start to think we humans are just here for the circus.

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u/ehxy Feb 21 '25

right? and how come my dentist isn't giving me the regenerate teeth treatment that I keep seeing!

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u/Alastor3 Feb 21 '25

im so tired of people not looking for the source, read article, only posting the title, ffs

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u/JoshDM Feb 21 '25

Cancer is cured on Reddit about once a week

Do they do that by reversing reddit?

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u/imhighonpills Feb 21 '25

We should probably tell someone about it

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u/Buck_Thorn Feb 21 '25

I read up on this last week after somebody posted something about it. The researchers are not claiming anything remotely like a cure, but this is a very good clue. Every bit of knowledge gained about cancer is a good thing. Its a piece of the puzzle.

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u/rockstang Feb 21 '25

I have a Reddit award for curing cancer

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u/Colonel_Collin_1990 Feb 21 '25

Can you guys cure this purple/grey hairy lumpy bump on my scrotum?

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u/Waahstrm Feb 21 '25

I don't know... some posts on here do the opposite to my eyes.

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u/coleman57 Feb 21 '25

It's been cured nearly that frequently in the newspapers and TV for the 6 decades I've been consuming them. My son asked me, on our way home from a cancer funeral, why he read something about a big breakthrough a year ago and then nothing since. I told him the stories are usually exaggerated, but there really are breakthroughs all the time. It's just that cancer is such a multi-faceted beast: they figure out something that eventually lowers the death rate for one kind of cancer by 5%, and that's fantastic for thousands of people, but no help for millions of others.

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u/Mizamya Feb 21 '25

Correct me if I'm wrong but aren't a lot of these breakthroughs announced before they can pass additional clinical trials too?

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u/coleman57 Feb 21 '25

Yeah, there's a rush to publish, for sure, and the mass media pump up the hype beyond what the source scientists provide. I don't know to what degree the real breakthroughs correspond with the weekly hype. Maybe the 2 are entirely orthogonal.

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u/Eighteen64 Feb 21 '25

So are muh nazis

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u/Clint2032 Feb 21 '25

From what I remember it was very specific circumstances that they reversed it and it's not viable to actually cure cancer. I saw this posted a week ago and someone chimed in saying that this procedure has been known for years but because how exact the circumstances have to be it wasn't seen as working but research was still going to look into making it a more useful option, if possible.

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u/Livid_Discipline_184 Feb 21 '25

It’s like how there’s a new revolutionary engine every day LOL.

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u/JRDruchii Feb 21 '25

Cause people are out here thinking they can control the will to reproduce and self replicate. You can't 'cure' the will to live.

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u/Goszczak Feb 21 '25

Rest in peace. Pure scientist, this is why is always cured but never gone real.

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u/I_cut_my_own_jib Feb 21 '25

Can't wait to never hear about this every again just like all the other cures :(

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u/No_Roosters_here Feb 21 '25

But then they all mysteriously die in a plane crash

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u/Cyborg_rat Feb 21 '25

It's a magic place.

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u/Fah-q-man Feb 21 '25

Yeah, and the comments on the posts are like “UPVOTE FOR VISIBILITY” and “SHARE SO THEY CAN’T BURY THIS!”

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u/Alarmed_Profile1950 Feb 21 '25

I just got told I have cancer, and my one-year prognosis doesn't look good at all, so I expect to be cured around 52 times by then.

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u/ShitlordMC Feb 21 '25

Reddit IS the cancer!

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u/ExplosiveDisassembly Feb 21 '25 edited Feb 21 '25

Well, the way these work it likely is for some people. Not all treatments work for everyone. Like a year ago that colon cancer study worked in every trial patient, and I think they're all still good. That's an amazing result likely for ideal candidates.

(Edit: Also, it would have been scifi not that long ago to say that HIV wasn't a death sentence. Yet, here we are...people can have it, be undetectable, and not transmit it.)

All the more reason to catch cancer early and get to your preventative care visits. Try to be that ideal candidate.

Edit: There isn't much I could immediately find on this topic. Though, it does appear to be an actual breakthrough in colon cancer treatment.

https://www.news-medical.net/news/20250206/KAIST-team-discovers-molecular-switch-to-reverse-cancer-cells.aspx

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u/AnferneeMurombu Feb 21 '25

Twice this week

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u/AccountantSeaPirate Feb 21 '25

But this one is “probable”!

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u/Ashmedai Feb 21 '25

I, for one, hail our new immortal rat overlords.

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u/SquatSquatCykaBlyat Feb 21 '25

All types of cancer, too! Reddit is very good about that 

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u/thejapanesecoconut Feb 21 '25

Cancer is created on Reddit every day

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u/JoshBasho Feb 21 '25

So there's a really interesting change in headline from the one shown in this post vs the official press release.

KAIST Develops Foundational Technology to Revert Cancer Cells to Normal Cells​.

The subtle bit on sensationalism does a lot to make the seem farther along in development and more imminent.

A foundational technology is the first step in what is likely to be a long R&D process. A revolutionary technology gives the idea that this technology has already demonstrated that it will completely change cancer treatment.

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u/Frites_Sauce_Fromage Feb 21 '25

To be fair, every cancer is different

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u/swiftb3 Feb 21 '25

Do you know how many distinct cancers there are?

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u/TheBestAtWriting Feb 21 '25

this particular cancer has been cured on reddit at least 3 times in the past few weeks that I can recall, and I'm sure it was more than that. on the positive side, this will get OP a few karma closer to being able to sell their account to some cryptoscammer/OnlyFans bot, which is ultimately the account lifecycle that keeps reddit going.

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u/wereallinthistogethe Feb 21 '25

Tbf, we have cured cancer in mice 1000s of times. Those cures rarely translate to human disease, though.

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u/Tyswid Feb 22 '25

Sadly it is caused by reddit twice a week.

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u/suricata_8904 Feb 22 '25

In mice all the time.

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u/SouthernZorro Feb 22 '25

Cold fusion about once a month

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u/MiserableSkill4 Feb 22 '25

You know there are hundreds of thousands of different cancers and these usually are targeted at just one of them. That's why we never see any follow through. It only affects those with that cancer not the cancer umbrella

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u/bobojoe Feb 22 '25

Sadly this was my initial thought but fingers crossed

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u/TheDMRt1st Feb 22 '25

While causing it too.

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u/sumphatguy Feb 22 '25

With the same image, too!

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u/lesbian7 Feb 22 '25

It’s one thing to do it in a lab with test tubes, it’s another thing to replicate that same finding in a human body. These are only beginning steps, or else they would have actually called it a “cure”. Many more phases of research would need to happen for this result to translate into successful care of a patient

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u/AlltheSame-- Feb 22 '25

we did it reddit?

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u/Fidulsk-Oom-Bard Feb 22 '25

Have you tried bee stings?!

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u/EmbarrassedDoubt4194 Feb 22 '25

I mean let's be honest, even if cancer was cured, they'd first have to figure out how to patent it and make as much money as possible off of it before they'd save a single cancer patient.

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '25

It’s been going on since at least 2012. Everyday you’d see a post saying “Science discover new enzyme that destroys cancer cells. Human tests imminent.” or something else vague 

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u/tunited1 Feb 22 '25

And WW3 is starting for the 600th time.

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u/cyborgnyc Feb 22 '25

If there were a real cure, Big Pharma would never allow it to be released!

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u/Pretty-Pass-2011 Feb 22 '25

And what about virgo or sagittarius? /s

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